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Do you like him? Ty asked. "Not that I care." "I do," I said, because it wa

Do you like him? Ty asked. "Not that I care." "I do," I said, because it was true. Even though it didn't matter anymore. "Not that I care you don't care. Though you clearly do care, and I don't care about that either." "Well, I don't care that you don't c
Posted 3 months ago

You would more probably have gone to the guillotine,' replied Sir Tristram,

You would more probably have gone to the guillotine,' replied Sir Tristram, depressingly matter of
Posted 3 months ago

Kope!” the other guy yeled. “What the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in

Kope!” the other guy yeled. “What the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in you or what?”“Seriously!” insisted Blake. “How did you run so fast?”“I am African.” Without taking his eyes from mine, Kopano eased himself off me, and I sat up.
Posted 3 months ago

Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name.

Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name.
Posted 3 months ago

If you two yentas are finished discussing Claire’s rabid who-ha, me and the

If you two yentas are finished discussing Claire’s rabid who-ha, me and the boys would like to eat sometime this century.""You and 'the boys?' You just met them today. Does the Ya Ya Brotherhood already have a secret handshake and a password?" Liz joked.
Posted 3 months ago

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.
Posted 3 months ago

What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and

What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit.
Posted 3 months ago

If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)

If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)
Posted 3 months ago

Hey!” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show”“So do I” Max

Hey!” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show”“So do I” Max admitted.“I like it when I know the answers.” Logan added.Trent turned to Logan, “Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so.
Posted 3 months ago

But Vivien wasn't being given the chance to sow her wild oats. Speaking fro

But Vivien wasn't being given the chance to sow her wild oats. Speaking from a point of authority, it's best to get that shit out of the way when you are young.
Posted 3 months ago

Lena was going down the list of John's attributes in her mind, a list I was

Lena was going down the list of John's attributes in her mind, a list I was hoping wasn't too long. "He could see and hear and smell things I couldn't."Link inhaled deeply, then coughed. "Dude, you really need a shower.
Posted 3 months ago

They want your sons.”“My–? But I don’t… ew!

They want your sons.”“My–? But I don’t… ew!
Posted 3 months ago