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Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers.

Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

Written poetry is worth reading once, and then should be destroyed. Let the

Written poetry is worth reading once, and then should be destroyed. Let the dead poets make way for others.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

Poetry is what we do to break bread with the dead.

Poetry is what we do to break bread with the dead.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Dis

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

A politician is a man who understands government. A statesman is a politici

A politician is a man who understands government. A statesman is a politician who's been dead for 15 years.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I crie

My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

I still really like newspapers. I'm gonna feel really sad when they go. Or

I still really like newspapers. I'm gonna feel really sad when they go. Or not - maybe I'll be dead.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're d

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
Posted 5 months, 1 week ago