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What's unfortunate about buying a pitcher for $12 million is that he carrie

What's unfortunate about buying a pitcher for $12 million is that he carries no warranty.
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Before the Apocalypse, the closest I'd gotten to death was buying steaks at

Before the Apocalypse, the closest I'd gotten to death was buying steaks at the supermarket.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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When you buy use your eyes and your mind not your ears.

When you buy use your eyes and your mind not your ears.
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Cheat me in the price but not in the goods.

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods.
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There is hardly anything in the world that some man can't make a little wor

There is hardly anything in the world that some man can't make a little worse and sell a little cheaper and the people who consider price only are this man's lawful prey.
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Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.

Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
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Keep thy shop and thy shop will keep thee.

Keep thy shop and thy shop will keep thee.
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What costs nothing is worth nothing.

What costs nothing is worth nothing.
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An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
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A decision is the action an executive must take when he has information so

A decision is the action an executive must take when he has information so incomplete that the answer does not suggest itself.
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A fair price for oil is whatever you can get plus ten to twenty per cent.

A fair price for oil is whatever you can get plus ten to twenty per cent.
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