Factober

When a man cheats on his wife or girlfriend, he breaks the spell that made him once the special one.

Posted 4 months ago

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The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth o

The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY.
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

I am the sea and nobody owns me

I am the sea and nobody owns me
Posted 4 months ago

If only the hat had mentioned a house for people who felt a bit queasy, tha

If only the hat had mentioned a house for people who felt a bit queasy, that would have been the one for him.
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

McSweeney's as a publishing company is built on a business model that only

McSweeney's as a publishing company is built on a business model that only works when we sell physical books. So we try to put a lot of effort into the design and production of the book-as-object.
Posted 4 months ago

Carry out your literary dream, no matter how unlikely it may seem...

Carry out your literary dream, no matter how unlikely it may seem...
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introve

If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to get to the good stuff, you need to slow down.
Posted 4 months ago

Struggle is a never ending process. Freedom is never really won, you earn i

Struggle is a never ending process. Freedom is never really won, you earn it and win it in every generation.
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

Reality. I am stuck. I am hostage to my own destination. When I close my ey

Reality. I am stuck. I am hostage to my own destination. When I close my eyes, my wings can take me anywhere in the universe. I abandon myself and I soar. Where only the most profound and intense souls can withstand the sick atmospheres.
Posted 4 months ago

Forget mistakes. Forget failure. Forget everything except what you're going

Forget mistakes. Forget failure. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Today is your lucky day.
Posted 4 months ago

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn’t be making up holidays to drink

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn’t be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article “Drunk Driver Hits Drunk Walker
Posted 4 months ago

The most possessive part of Conall didn't want another male to even look at

The most possessive part of Conall didn't want another male to even look at Rhea.
Posted 4 months ago

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.
Posted 4 months ago