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This has to be a joke. After all, an owl hadn't dropped a letter down my fireplace to let me know I'd been accepted into a special school, and I certainly hadn't taken an enchanted train to get to Kinsley High.

Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

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As the late baseball manager Sparky Anderson put it: “Losing hurts twice as

As the late baseball manager Sparky Anderson put it: “Losing hurts twice as bad as winning feels good.
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

When asked, 'What is more important: praying or reading the Bible?' I ask,

When asked, 'What is more important: praying or reading the Bible?' I ask, 'What is more important: breathing in or breathing out?
Posted 4 months ago

My objection to the death penalty is based on the idea that this is a democ

My objection to the death penalty is based on the idea that this is a democracy, and in a democracy the government is me, and if the government kills somebody then I'm killing somebody.
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

If you achieve a success not achieved by anyone else and not possible to ac

If you achieve a success not achieved by anyone else and not possible to achieve by anyone else then you are the hero of your generation.
Posted 4 months ago

Divinity is born from neural processes, not some Supreme Entity.

Divinity is born from neural processes, not some Supreme Entity.
Posted 4 months ago

I bring people on stage with me. It's a good time, and people love to join

I bring people on stage with me. It's a good time, and people love to join in on the party. Show me a smile, and I'll show you one back.
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Surviving isn't around us, but in us.

Surviving isn't around us, but in us.
Posted 4 months ago

I take my favorite and most promising lads to the theater,” said [Sherlock]

I take my favorite and most promising lads to the theater,” said [Sherlock] Holmes. “I'd say that if they were born into better circumstances many would have grown up to be MP’s, but in truth most are too smart and too honest for Parliament.
Posted 4 months ago

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of su

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people.
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Some people are really sentimental mostly those people struggle pain in rel

Some people are really sentimental mostly those people struggle pain in relationship."And that time infatuation turn to fear..and over thinking like;Its so sad.Is it getting failed?Should i better off alone?I'm so confused.I learn that;"Deep emotional dep
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Too much alleged ‘fantasy’ is just empty sugar, life with the crusts cut of

Too much alleged ‘fantasy’ is just empty sugar, life with the crusts cut off.
Posted 4 months ago