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Tell the FBI that the kidnappers should pick out a judge that Nixon wants back.

Posted 4 months ago

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Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible token

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

Unity is the intentional inclination to corporately control our destination

Unity is the intentional inclination to corporately control our destination. In other words, achieving the dream takes a team!
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

A weakling is incapable of sincerity.

A weakling is incapable of sincerity.
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

If "doctor" means "master teacher," then I think teaching in K-12 for 10 ye

If "doctor" means "master teacher," then I think teaching in K-12 for 10 years deserves said title. Our practicum is potent and our expertise is in the service of children. In fact, I might start calling myself Dr. Vilson on principle. Fight me
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

I could see it on the faces of people as they passed. I would smile to shar

I could see it on the faces of people as they passed. I would smile to share my joy, but it was AS IF I upset them with my happiness. In Confusion they would reply with a negative remark. Hoping it would spark a new chain of negative thoughts in me bringi
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the an

In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heavenward, like a teenager in the presence of overwhelming lameness. Some people just have no sense of gratitude.
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

I have found the more worthwhile something is, the more of your life is req

I have found the more worthwhile something is, the more of your life is required to achieve it.
Posted 4 months ago

If you never been rabid, you ain't never lived.

If you never been rabid, you ain't never lived.
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

The point of the essay is to change things.

The point of the essay is to change things.
Posted 4 months ago

Nothing is more beautiful than beauty of a kind soul.

Nothing is more beautiful than beauty of a kind soul.
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

I wanted intimacy in caps lock but I got it in parentheses. We curled into

I wanted intimacy in caps lock but I got it in parentheses. We curled into each other, upside down, my empty spaces filled by another. "Give me the three minute version of your life story," he said. I nailed it it one then refused to throw the question ba
Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

The government, under my leadership, will act to implement the rule of law

The government, under my leadership, will act to implement the rule of law and to maintain the independence of the judicial system, which is one of the pillars of maintaining a democratic system.
Posted 4 months ago