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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.

Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

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Kathy was a Republican, one of those people who used the unforgivable phras

Kathy was a Republican, one of those people who used the unforgivable phrase "meant to be"--usually when describing her own good fortune or the disasters that had befallen other people.
Posted 4 months ago

The consumer is not a moron. She's your wife.

The consumer is not a moron. She's your wife.
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.

One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.
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I’m talking about the language of flowers. It’s from the Victorian era, lik

I’m talking about the language of flowers. It’s from the Victorian era, like your name. If a man gave a young lady a bouquet of flowers, she would race home and try to decode it like a secret message. Red roses mean love; yellow roses infidelity. So a man
Posted 4 months ago

Ever bike? Now that's something that makes life worth living!...Oh, to just

Ever bike? Now that's something that makes life worth living!...Oh, to just grip your handlebars and lay down to it, and go ripping and tearing through streets and road, over railroad tracks and bridges, threading crowds, avoiding collisions, at twenty mi
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A Woman who is generous with her money is to be praised; not so, if she is

A Woman who is generous with her money is to be praised; not so, if she is generous with her person
Posted 4 months ago

I'm obsessed with politics, and I talk about it any chance I can get. I hav

I'm obsessed with politics, and I talk about it any chance I can get. I have strong opinions about how the world should be run.
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I represent what I think is a traditional Republican... a limited governmen

I represent what I think is a traditional Republican... a limited government, fiscal responsibility, strong national defense, individual freedom and liberty.
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Britain's best bulwarks are her wooden walls.

Britain's best bulwarks are her wooden walls.
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SAYING OF SHEIKH ZIAUDIN:Self-justification is worse than the original offe

SAYING OF SHEIKH ZIAUDIN:Self-justification is worse than the original offence.
Posted 4 months ago

A good comic explores the imagination, but it's always got to have those no

A good comic explores the imagination, but it's always got to have those notes of truth running through it.
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If our goal is to be tolerant of people who are different than we are, Chas

If our goal is to be tolerant of people who are different than we are, Chase, then we really are aiming quite low. Traffic jams are to be tolerated. People are to be celebrated.
Posted 4 months ago