Factober

Let us be French as the Americans are English.

Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

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That’s the thing you girls never get. It doesn't matter if you just woke up

That’s the thing you girls never get. It doesn't matter if you just woke up, or just got done bawling, or just finished your make-up. When a guy’s all love-sick over a chick, she looks exactly the same to him all the time: perfect.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

Being human is a portal into your divinity,

Being human is a portal into your divinity,
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

Conscience is the detective that watches the direction of our steps and dec

Conscience is the detective that watches the direction of our steps and decries every conscious transgression.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

It would ha' been a good deal easier, if ye'd only been a witch.

It would ha' been a good deal easier, if ye'd only been a witch.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

The pitch we used to convince companies to spend $50 million bucks for one

The pitch we used to convince companies to spend $50 million bucks for one of our planes was that it wasn't simply a means of transportation; oh no - it was 'a productivity tool'. It allowed an executive to make good use of his travel time and a relaxed a
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can f

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

Like navigation markings in unknown waters, definitions of poverty need to

Like navigation markings in unknown waters, definitions of poverty need to be distinctive and unambiguous. A definition that is not precise is as bad as no definition at all.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get marri

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

Who does not thank for little will not thank for much.

Who does not thank for little will not thank for much.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

What a slut time is. She screws with everybody.

What a slut time is. She screws with everybody.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

I'm a very, very healthy eater. I eat lots of fish, lots of vegetables, lot

I'm a very, very healthy eater. I eat lots of fish, lots of vegetables, lots of fruit. I don't eat junk food.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago