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Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledgedman with a peni

Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledgedman with a penis?”“When words like ‘hump day’ don’t make you giggle like atwelve-year-old,” he retorted, blowing smoke my way.“Wow, that long?
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

Schoolboys are a merciless race, individually they are angels, but together

Schoolboys are a merciless race, individually they are angels, but together, especially in schools, they are often merciless.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't sa

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

Any government will work if authority and responsibility are equal and coor

Any government will work if authority and responsibility are equal and coordinate. This does not insure “good” government, it simply insures that it will work. But such governments are rare — most people want to run things, but want no part of the blame.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

Self is found in knowledge, devotion and concentration, in integrity, purit

Self is found in knowledge, devotion and concentration, in integrity, purity, moderation, self-control and intelligence.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

It was not apathy or passiveness. For him, prayer was a display of the stro

It was not apathy or passiveness. For him, prayer was a display of the strongest possible activity.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Not even ten additional years of slavery could have done so much to throttl

Not even ten additional years of slavery could have done so much to throttle the thrift of the freedmen as the mismanagement and bankruptcy of the series of savings banks chartered by the Nation for their especial aid.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

If someone tells me that I've hurt their feelings, I say, 'I'm still waitin

If someone tells me that I've hurt their feelings, I say, 'I'm still waiting to hear what your point is.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

The Proclaimers thunder through my head.Imagine it.Imagine killing someone

The Proclaimers thunder through my head.Imagine it.Imagine killing someone to the tune of two Scottish nerds wearing glasses and flattop haircuts. How will I ever listen to that song again? What will I do if it comes on the radio? I'll think of the night
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

...and his eyes had that splendid innocence, that opaque blue candour of th

...and his eyes had that splendid innocence, that opaque blue candour of the satanically fallen. ~ The French Lieutenant’s Woman
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

I often marvel how it is that though each man loves himself beyond all else

I often marvel how it is that though each man loves himself beyond all else he should yet value his own opinion of himself less than that of others.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

There is no good arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available w

There is no good arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago