Factober

I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You know what I'm saying? He made her laugh 'til she died. My father was always very funny.

Posted 3 months ago

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Even as I think them, the words lose their context, dissolve into grains of

Even as I think them, the words lose their context, dissolve into grains of absurdity in the vast ocean of day-to-day hunger.
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Old art offers just as good a criticism of new art as new art offers of old

Old art offers just as good a criticism of new art as new art offers of old.
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Anyone can be an idealist. Anyone can be a cynic. The hard part lies somewh

Anyone can be an idealist. Anyone can be a cynic. The hard part lies somewhere in the middle—that is, being human.
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Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier t

Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.
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Every warrior on the path of knowledge thinks, at one time or another, that

Every warrior on the path of knowledge thinks, at one time or another, that he's learning sorcery, but all he's doing is allowing himself to be convinced of the power hidden in his being, and that he can reach it.
Posted 3 months ago

God does not play dice with the universe.

God does not play dice with the universe.
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Individually, we are one drop.Together, we are an Ocean.

Individually, we are one drop.Together, we are an Ocean.
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And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I trie

And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy your life, someone will probably beat you in the my-life-is-crap category. Not that I don't let myself whine a little now and then, but
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You can't regret the life you didn't lead.

You can't regret the life you didn't lead.
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Creation's highest aim and most sublime result is belief in God. The most e

Creation's highest aim and most sublime result is belief in God. The most exalted rank of humanity is knowledge of God.
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When you have doubts about God, the right position to take is agnosticism,

When you have doubts about God, the right position to take is agnosticism, atheism is outright arrogance
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A girl's life was defined by lines: fine lines, hairlines, bikini lines, cl

A girl's life was defined by lines: fine lines, hairlines, bikini lines, class lines, the tightrope line between being a good girl and a slut. But there was always a moment when the lines blurred and a good girl had to decide whether to toe the line, cros
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