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I just wish I could understand my father.

Posted 5 months ago

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Blaming the library for exposure to pornography is like blaming the lake if

Blaming the library for exposure to pornography is like blaming the lake if your child walks up to it alone, falls in and then drowns. – David Sawyer, Spokesman-Review, 18 December 2000
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Irony is the kid who steals music and is stolen by the music.

Irony is the kid who steals music and is stolen by the music.
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I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself

I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy.
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Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak

Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourslef or to gossip about others. Use your power of your word in the direction of truth and love.
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I took a breath, seeing from across the room the rain on his eyelashes. A s

I took a breath, seeing from across the room the rain on his eyelashes. A sudden need to brush them free filled me. I could almost feel the dampness of the rain on my fingers, how soft it would feel.
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I'm sorry. I can't serve him that item," the waitress said, only somewhat s

I'm sorry. I can't serve him that item," the waitress said, only somewhat surprising her since she had a pretty good idea why."Why not?" she found herself asking anyway out of curiosity to see if she was right.*** "Because he's a Bradford," the woman expl
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When we are passionate about God, we can trust our passions.

When we are passionate about God, we can trust our passions.
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But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What h

But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?"Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. "Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else." Michael looked blank. "I'm a girl, Michael
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Nature abhors a vacuum.

Nature abhors a vacuum.
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Learn from mistakes and set-backs (yours and other people’s), pick yourself

Learn from mistakes and set-backs (yours and other people’s), pick yourself up, make necessary changes and try again. I once came across a saying that went something like, “The wise learn from the mistakes made by fools!” So at some point we all have been
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You were trying to impress her with a story about getting mauled by a thres

You were trying to impress her with a story about getting mauled by a thresher?”“It made sense at the time.”“Ah, youth.” He sighed. “Do you know what I would give to be young again?”“No, what?”“Nothing. In fact, you’d have to pay me.
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Fashions after all are only induced epidemics.

Fashions after all are only induced epidemics.
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