Factober

I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.

Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

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Never allow impatience to rob you of what you truly deserved.

Never allow impatience to rob you of what you truly deserved.
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

A theist can't empirically prove that God exists but he believes in God bec

A theist can't empirically prove that God exists but he believes in God because no one can allegedly disprove God's existence. By his logic, you must believe in anything you can't disprove. That means all things are real until disproved--including the too
Posted 4 months ago

It's like somebody stuffed him in a barrel full of moonshine-proof clueless

It's like somebody stuffed him in a barrel full of moonshine-proof cluelessness and then left him there to get pickled in it while it fermented into malice.
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

It's not enough to train today's workforce. We also have to prepare tomorro

It's not enough to train today's workforce. We also have to prepare tomorrow's workforce by guaranteeing every child access to a world-class education.
Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago

There's a man who is my brother,I just don't know his name,But I know his h

There's a man who is my brother,I just don't know his name,But I know his home and family,Because I know we feel the same,And it hurts me when he's hungry,Or when his children cry,I too am a father,That little one is mineIt's about time we begin it,To tur
Posted 4 months ago

Most girls prefer flowers over trees.' I brush my fingers on the petals." T

Most girls prefer flowers over trees.' I brush my fingers on the petals." These orange flowers blossom quickly. Thay speak of passion. Of beauty." I take a witheting flower that had dropped to the ground and worry it between my fingers. "But they don't la
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

Nothing is more futile than looking for meaning in things that have none.

Nothing is more futile than looking for meaning in things that have none.
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

You don't have to live in the country and grow your own food to be green.

You don't have to live in the country and grow your own food to be green.
Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago

My luck was my father not striking oil... we'd have been rich. I'd never ha

My luck was my father not striking oil... we'd have been rich. I'd never have set out for Hollywood with my camera and I'd have had a lot less interesting life.
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, t

A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.
Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago

Sickness awakens sadness sleeps- Moments of aloneness results into peace.

Sickness awakens sadness sleeps- Moments of aloneness results into peace.
Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

My mom bought me this amazing baby-food maker, the Beaba. I steam and puree

My mom bought me this amazing baby-food maker, the Beaba. I steam and puree fruits and vegetables, and they last for, like, four days.
Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago