Factober

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.

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Success and failure are equally surprising.

Success and failure are equally surprising.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

One of the biggest mistakes girls can make concerning their romantic life i

One of the biggest mistakes girls can make concerning their romantic life is sitting around waiting for their prince to find them, rather than getting out there and finding him themselves.
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Before one day, which will mean the day before today, I just played chess w

Before one day, which will mean the day before today, I just played chess with a friend the strategies were incrediable the moves which I made were wise and I win the two games... This happens in other games also, however today I and two my friends we pla
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In a city like Paris where there was a way of living well and working, no m

In a city like Paris where there was a way of living well and working, no matter how poor you were, was like having a great treasure given to you.
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Porkie and me came to some sort of agreement with the screw and the nurse,

Porkie and me came to some sort of agreement with the screw and the nurse, and after some haggling we gave ourselves up. After that, I never saw my friend Porkie again until we appeared at Edinburgh High Court, where we each got six years on top of our se
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...he didn't know if he was Chuang Tzu who dreamed he was a butterfly, or a

...he didn't know if he was Chuang Tzu who dreamed he was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming he was Chuang Tzu.
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You must wear clothes which suits your own soul, not your own society! What

You must wear clothes which suits your own soul, not your own society! What you wish to do is much more important than what your society wants you to do!
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I could just remember how my father used to say that the reason for living

I could just remember how my father used to say that the reason for living was to get ready to stay dead a long time.
Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago

The runner is coming to know, or will know if he runs enough...that the uni

The runner is coming to know, or will know if he runs enough...that the universe is the smallest divisible unit.
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Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago

There is something maddening about mediocrity that calls forth the worst in

There is something maddening about mediocrity that calls forth the worst in those who are forced to deal with it.
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Laughter is the human super-highway to the heart. It bypasses, any yellow o

Laughter is the human super-highway to the heart. It bypasses, any yellow or red lights and proceeds straight to green. Go get to laughing!!!
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago