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If you're constantly making yourself available to people's whims, your time

If you're constantly making yourself available to people's whims, your time will become less valuable. Keep your backbone in any relationship - make sure you're not so dedicated to it, and it shall stay sweet forever.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

My next option is to only write a list of the books I like, but then again,

My next option is to only write a list of the books I like, but then again, I don’t read a book I don’t like so it doesn’t solve any of my problems.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Now you are walking in Paris all alone in the crowdAs herds of bellowing bu

Now you are walking in Paris all alone in the crowdAs herds of bellowing buses drive byLove's anguish tightens your throatAs if you were never to be loved againIf you lived in the old days you would enter a monasteryYou are ashamed when you discover yours
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Well, how we going to sleep with that going on?" his wife demanded, not unr

Well, how we going to sleep with that going on?" his wife demanded, not unreasonably. "Are they making love, or are they sore at each other, or are they just suffering down there?"("I Wouldn't Be In Your Shoes")
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

A man who aspires to rise above the mediocre, to be something more than the

A man who aspires to rise above the mediocre, to be something more than the ordinary, surely deserves admiration, even if he fails and loses a fortune on account of his ambitions(...)if one has failed only where others have not had the courage or will to
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Your mind can destroy your life! Mind your mind

Your mind can destroy your life! Mind your mind
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Badness is only spoiled goodness.

Badness is only spoiled goodness.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this f

Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone.""If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great comfort to me, thanks.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

I thank you for not snoring.

I thank you for not snoring.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

If you're committed, that just means you're in agreement your undertaking c

If you're committed, that just means you're in agreement your undertaking could be your ticket to the asylum.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

I did wonder what happened when we died, though, and I'd wondered about it

I did wonder what happened when we died, though, and I'd wondered about it for most of my life. Thinking that nothing happened, that there was absolutely nothing following all of this pain, seemed just as silly as magic. No, there had to be something.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

The body of the last Flealouse contained the flesh of everything that had e

The body of the last Flealouse contained the flesh of everything that had ever lived. It was content.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago