Factober

As time goes by and you're getting older and stuff like that - getting older sucks. You know, I hear all this crap about, 'Oh, you can age with dignity.' Really?

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How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!

How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!
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Has there ever been an Inquisitor who didn't die a horrible death?" Simon w

Has there ever been an Inquisitor who didn't die a horrible death?" Simon wondered out loud. " It's like being the drummer in Spinal Tap.
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She said, 'It is filled with all the words for how I want you.

She said, 'It is filled with all the words for how I want you.
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A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by hi

A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children.
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Perhaps she was happiest when she was out of control. She looked at the fat

Perhaps she was happiest when she was out of control. She looked at the fates and said three little words, not one regret.
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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story

The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.
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And years from now,you may not remember exactly what you ate.But you’ll rem

And years from now,you may not remember exactly what you ate.But you’ll remember who you ate with.
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You dare quarrel with me Doerwyne?She wrinkled her nose. "It's not quarreli

You dare quarrel with me Doerwyne?She wrinkled her nose. "It's not quarreling to express an opinion'""Women don't have opinions.""Then I must be a man, because I have plenty.
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Live to fight another day was an expression that did not take nto account t

Live to fight another day was an expression that did not take nto account the loved one who would die because you didn't continue fighting today.
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I am doing what is right and from my heart against all odds.

I am doing what is right and from my heart against all odds.
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Selfish— a judgment readily passed by those who have never tested their own

Selfish— a judgment readily passed by those who have never tested their own power of sacrifice.
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Travel stories teach geography; insect stories lead the child into natural

Travel stories teach geography; insect stories lead the child into natural science; and so on. The teacher, in short, can use reading to introduce her pupils to the most varied subjects; and the moment they have been thus started, they can go on to any li
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