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Around my house, I won't even speak to my family unless they first address me by my official Berzerker name, Godred Crovan, Victor of Sky-Hill and Ruler of Man and the Isles. And now that I think of it, that's probably why nobody speaks to me unless it's time to feed the dogs or take out the garbage.

Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

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Griffin leans closer, his voice dropping to a low, suggestive rumble only I

Griffin leans closer, his voice dropping to a low, suggestive rumble only I can hear. "There are things I could boast about, but I'd rather show than tell.
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Whenever I feel as if my faith is being tested, give me the grace to see yo

Whenever I feel as if my faith is being tested, give me the grace to see you moving in my life to strengthen my relationship with you.
Posted 2 months ago

But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.

But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.
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When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end u

When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead.
Posted 2 months ago

It is not a crime to commit First Degree Writing

It is not a crime to commit First Degree Writing
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Ravens bring things to people. We're like that. It's our nature. We don't l

Ravens bring things to people. We're like that. It's our nature. We don't like it.
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...she herself loved the character of Elizabeth Bennet. "I must confess tha

...she herself loved the character of Elizabeth Bennet. "I must confess that I think her as delightful a creature as ever appeared in print, and how I shall be able to tolerate those who do not like her at least, I do not know.
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My high-school coach Tony Reginelli was kind of famous for 'Reggie-isms,' k

My high-school coach Tony Reginelli was kind of famous for 'Reggie-isms,' kind of like 'Yogi-isms.' He always said if you want to be a good quarterback, when sprinting left you want to be amphibious and throw left-handed. I told him, 'You mean ambidextrou
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We are social and political creatures but foremost we are a biological one.

We are social and political creatures but foremost we are a biological one. Our feelings, sentiments, emotions and attractions are generally because of our biological structure and appearance.
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People don't believe what you tell them.They rarely believe what you show t

People don't believe what you tell them.They rarely believe what you show them.They often believe what their friends tell them.They always believe what they tell themselves.
Posted 2 months ago

She maneuvered onto the board, getting into position on her stomach just li

She maneuvered onto the board, getting into position on her stomach just like he'd taught, and tried not to freak out. She never should have watched Shark Week last year.
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Wal-mart started selling "Vampire Home Defense Kits", including holy water,

Wal-mart started selling "Vampire Home Defense Kits", including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea
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