Factober

Anyone who's gotten their passport in America will tell you, when you get it, it still says what country you were born in. So I remember getting my American passport. I was like, 'Woo-hoo! I'm going to travel.' And I opened it up. It said, 'Born in Iran.' I'm like, 'Oh, come on, man!'

Posted 1 month, 3 weeks ago

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We're not mad. We're inhabited

We're not mad. We're inhabited
Posted 2 months ago

There is a limit for everything. You can't just load tons and tons of peaco

There is a limit for everything. You can't just load tons and tons of peacock feathers in a cart considering it's light weight. If you do, it will damage the axle of the cart.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

Like gravity, karma is so basic we often don't even notice it.

Like gravity, karma is so basic we often don't even notice it.
Posted 2 months ago

For me, the sketching of dresses was about fantasy and dreams. In my little

For me, the sketching of dresses was about fantasy and dreams. In my little room at home, I felt that I was somewhere else. In Paris, for instance.
Posted 1 month, 3 weeks ago

A sense of hopelessness had invaded his bones, as chill and as inescapable

A sense of hopelessness had invaded his bones, as chill and as inescapable as the rain.
Posted 1 month, 3 weeks ago

You're like Lady MacBeth without the murder.""Thank you. You have no idea h

You're like Lady MacBeth without the murder.""Thank you. You have no idea how much of a compliment that is to me.
Posted 1 month, 3 weeks ago

When worry is present, trust cannot crowd its way in.

When worry is present, trust cannot crowd its way in.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

Success is not in what you have, but who you are.

Success is not in what you have, but who you are.
Posted 2 months ago

I talk to myself, especially in the car.

I talk to myself, especially in the car.
Posted 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Baseball it is said is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a

Baseball it is said is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes or games are created equal.
Posted 1 month, 3 weeks ago

How could a soulmate not hear the heart beats, not smell the tears of a lov

How could a soulmate not hear the heart beats, not smell the tears of a lover, however far he is from her?
Posted 1 month, 3 weeks ago

The Americans love Aussies, but they're actually quite afraid of us at the

The Americans love Aussies, but they're actually quite afraid of us at the same time because they think we're insane. Then they see our sports - league, union, and AFL - and that makes them even more worried.
Posted 1 month, 3 weeks ago