Factober

An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.

Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

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Don't fight the trail, take what it gives you. If you have a choice between

Don't fight the trail, take what it gives you. If you have a choice between one step or two between rocks, take three.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

I thought calming thoughts and visualized serene places. Eventually, i foun

I thought calming thoughts and visualized serene places. Eventually, i found myself drifting along the frenetic edges of my mind. The Sandman was nowhere to be found, as i slipped further away from sleep.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

With the young writers now it’s F and C all day long, which he, personally,

With the young writers now it’s F and C all day long, which he, personally, finds boring.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

When I strip away my dreams, what I imagine to be my potential, all the thi

When I strip away my dreams, what I imagine to be my potential, all the things I haven't said, what I imagine I feel for other people in the absence of my expressing it, all the rules I've made for myself that I don't follow--I see that I've done as littl
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

It takes twenty years to make an overnight success.

It takes twenty years to make an overnight success.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

I know something is super creative, when I feel disappointed that I didn't

I know something is super creative, when I feel disappointed that I didn't come up with the idea!
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

There aren't a lot of opportunities for that rite of passage that makes you

There aren't a lot of opportunities for that rite of passage that makes you a man. War is one of them, and violent sports are another.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

Religion is a matter of the heart. No physical inconvenience can warrant ab

Religion is a matter of the heart. No physical inconvenience can warrant abandonment of one's own religion.
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Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even kno

Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen.Lord, lord, lord. P
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Will therapy make you feel any better? Not if it's working.

Will therapy make you feel any better? Not if it's working.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Being laughed at is excellent preparation for marriage.

Being laughed at is excellent preparation for marriage.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situati

I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do.
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago