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Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

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The thing is, it's very dangerous to have a fixed idea. A person with a fix

The thing is, it's very dangerous to have a fixed idea. A person with a fixed idea will always find some way of convincing himself in the end that he is right
Posted 2 months ago

But let no person say what they would or would not do, since we are not jud

But let no person say what they would or would not do, since we are not judges for ourselves until circumstances call us to act.
Posted 2 months ago

There was enough ice.So I thought. For my drink.When I used it all,I cut he

There was enough ice.So I thought. For my drink.When I used it all,I cut her heart out and used it instead.I never ran out of ice that night.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?
Posted 2 months ago

I believe we were created for ecstasy. And redeemed for it, at considerable

I believe we were created for ecstasy. And redeemed for it, at considerable cost. Certain vagrant moments are, moreover, clues to the narrative structure and texture of things.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato th

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

I kind of love coming home and being with family and feeling comfortable an

I kind of love coming home and being with family and feeling comfortable and knowing where I come from I kind of like it.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

I love a good 2,000 year old storytelling fresco!

I love a good 2,000 year old storytelling fresco!
Posted 2 months ago

But personally, I think [sainthood] is not so much the growth of virtue, as

But personally, I think [sainthood] is not so much the growth of virtue, as simply the replacement of prior vices with an addiction to one's god.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

Journalists need experts as badly as experts need journalists.

Journalists need experts as badly as experts need journalists.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

When you have too much faith in something, it's bound to hurt you. Too much

When you have too much faith in something, it's bound to hurt you. Too much faith in anything will suck you dry. In this way, all the world is a vampire.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

The Academy Awards was an amazing night. I know I kind of lost my mind a li

The Academy Awards was an amazing night. I know I kind of lost my mind a little bit. I apologize for that. That night went so fast I can't remember what I said or what happened.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago