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About the most exciting thing a baby can do is burp - I've spent hours of my life holding a baby on my shoulder and patting its back, trying to loosen up a burp. Burping was probably invented to give the father something positive to do, since our chests are not equipped to allow us to do much else.

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But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both

But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both
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The Holy Bible is the written code of holy teachings.

The Holy Bible is the written code of holy teachings.
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It's no secret that big institutional investors have a lot of advantages on

It's no secret that big institutional investors have a lot of advantages on Wall Street. They get the first chance to buy hot initial public offerings. They get to meet in person with companies' managements.
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We do not commonly see in a tax a diminution of freedom, and yet it clearly

We do not commonly see in a tax a diminution of freedom, and yet it clearly is one.
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History is lived through and, for the fortunate, survived by people.

History is lived through and, for the fortunate, survived by people.
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Don't tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I'll tell you what y

Don't tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I'll tell you what you value.
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Never seek to please anyone. Seek to evolve thyself.

Never seek to please anyone. Seek to evolve thyself.
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So thankful, so grateful.

So thankful, so grateful.
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My court was divided between peace and war according to their various inter

My court was divided between peace and war according to their various interests, but I considered only their reasons.
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Yoga is just gymnastics for uncoordinated people.

Yoga is just gymnastics for uncoordinated people.
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Nick stands up and offers his hand to me. I have no idea what he wants, but

Nick stands up and offers his hand to me. I have no idea what he wants, but what the hell, I take his hand anyway, and he pulls me up on my feet then presses against me for a slow dance and it's like we're in a dream where he's Christopher Plummer and I'm
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Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm S

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sayin?
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