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A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree if you agree with him he's a statesman.

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So, basically, I have the impossible task of finding a non-smelly, drug-fre

So, basically, I have the impossible task of finding a non-smelly, drug-free virgin?
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Who else is going to do this job? What do you think that classified ad woul

Who else is going to do this job? What do you think that classified ad would read like? 'Dangerous job fighting otherworldly beings, no pay, fame or glory. Death possible. Slobber likely. Injuries always. Must distance yourself from family and friends for
Posted 3 months ago

To become desireless, to not want anything external to ourselves, means we

To become desireless, to not want anything external to ourselves, means we rest in ourselves, whole, joyous and happy. In this state, our true nature is constant love, unending love, giving love.
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By time and toil we sever What strength and rage could never.

By time and toil we sever What strength and rage could never.
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I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it

I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it sparkles brightly, full of life and beauty. But then it grows, stronger and fiercer until it becomes dangerous and uncontrollable… Then its creator can only stand on the hill and
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A spirit ushered by false teachings is like a body nourished by sweets. The

A spirit ushered by false teachings is like a body nourished by sweets. The adult, as opposed to the child, will come to understand reasons one cannot live a healthy existence on nothing but candy; so likewise, the Christian must come to understand that o
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Love is a snowflake for no two are ever the same.

Love is a snowflake for no two are ever the same.
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Let's make some funny pictures.

Let's make some funny pictures.
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Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to inno

Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.
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Take away the Book of Mormon and the revelations, and where is our religion

Take away the Book of Mormon and the revelations, and where is our religion? We have none.
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Why do we want to know history? Why does history form a recognized part of

Why do we want to know history? Why does history form a recognized part of our liberal education? Simply because all of us, and every one of us, ought to know how we have come to be what we are, so that each generation need not start again from the same p
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Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid i

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it.
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