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A person who has been punished is not less inclined to behave in a given way; at best, he learns how to avoid punishment.

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You do stand-up because you have to do it. If you're doing it to become 'fa

You do stand-up because you have to do it. If you're doing it to become 'famous,' you're wrong. If you're doing it to become a millionaire, you're doing it for the wrong reasons. In 2003, I was flat broke. I'd been doing stand-up for 14 years at that poin
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In terms of days and moments lived, you'll never again be as young as you a

In terms of days and moments lived, you'll never again be as young as you are right now, so spend this day, the youth of your future, in a way thatdeflects regret. Invest in yourself. Have some fun. Do something important.Love somebody extra.
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I chose not to put a wig on. The reason why I chose to come out with the ca

I chose not to put a wig on. The reason why I chose to come out with the cancer thing is because there's somebody out there who can see that all sickness isn't unto death. That it's something you can't change at that point in time, so you just got to go w
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The Western church needs to regain its confidence in the role of outsiders,

The Western church needs to regain its confidence in the role of outsiders, relocators who come in humility and grace to learn first and then to offer a different perspective.
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We must go beyond solving our personal problems to becoming solutions and a

We must go beyond solving our personal problems to becoming solutions and answers to all the people around us
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It can't be overstated how wonderful it is not to have to audition any more

It can't be overstated how wonderful it is not to have to audition any more. Any actor will tell you, it's like Christmas.
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The merit of persons is to be no rule of our charity, but we are to do acts

The merit of persons is to be no rule of our charity, but we are to do acts of kindness to those that least deserve it.
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I ain’t the only old woman looking. I’m just the only one honest enough to

I ain’t the only old woman looking. I’m just the only one honest enough to admit it. The others just hire the boy to cut their grass so they can sit at the window and drool.
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Brain waves are like personal handwriting.

Brain waves are like personal handwriting.
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Then the vulture swooped down and away, racing the LeTort spring to the Con

Then the vulture swooped down and away, racing the LeTort spring to the Conodoguinet Creek from there to the Susquehanna river and from there to the sea. Same river my ancestors took to reach the places where they hunted and farmed and buried their dead.
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I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.
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Culture is the study of perfection, and the constant effort to achieve it.

Culture is the study of perfection, and the constant effort to achieve it.
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