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A man's car is like an extension of their ego and their manhood.

Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

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TV news is like kryptonite to children. The two major shifts in taste for c

TV news is like kryptonite to children. The two major shifts in taste for children to adulthood are news and mustard. Kids hate news and mustard. Well, mustard even has the word 'turd' in it. Maybe I should threaten my kids that if they don't go to bed, I
Posted 2 months ago

The problems we face now - poverty and violence at home, war and destructio

The problems we face now - poverty and violence at home, war and destruction abroad - will last only as long as we continue relying on the same politicians who created them in the first place.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

When humans work, they frequently become unaware of their own body, their o

When humans work, they frequently become unaware of their own body, their own senses, are surprised to find that their wrists ache or their backs are sore or their friend has left the building. It's as close to an out-of-body experience as can be achieved
Posted 2 months ago

I NAME THIS LAND TOMORROW, FOR IT SHALL LAST FOREVERMORE!

I NAME THIS LAND TOMORROW, FOR IT SHALL LAST FOREVERMORE!
Posted 2 months ago

I'm a classic Church of England member, but part of its strength is the fac

I'm a classic Church of England member, but part of its strength is the fact that it doesn't ask us to sign up to too much of a canon... but I've always found the teachings of Jesus and the Bible quite useful as a sort of handy guide.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

I'd like to add her initial to my monogram...

I'd like to add her initial to my monogram...
Posted 2 months ago

Even a broken clock shows the correct time twice a day.

Even a broken clock shows the correct time twice a day.
Posted 2 months ago

By the external appearance of your knowledge, you have attained (high) rank

By the external appearance of your knowledge, you have attained (high) ranks and reverence with the people! So seek with Allah higher ranks and closeness by virtue of your hidden good deeds. And know that these two ranks, one cancels out the other.
Posted 2 months ago

If life didn’t give you at least one person not wanting you to succeed then

If life didn’t give you at least one person not wanting you to succeed then half of us would lose are motivation to climb that cliff, in order to prove them wrong.
Posted 2 months ago

Even when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and

Even when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and attitude.
Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago

You are a great soul. Live in the light.

You are a great soul. Live in the light.
Posted 2 months ago

The God-War is coming.

The God-War is coming.
Posted 2 months ago