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Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

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It is absurd to expect the inclinations and wishes of two human beings to c

It is absurd to expect the inclinations and wishes of two human beings to coincide, through any long period of time. To oblige them to act and live together is to subject them to some inevitable potion of thwarting, bickering, and unhappiness.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

When we step in the name of love, we cannot rhyme if we don't have the same

When we step in the name of love, we cannot rhyme if we don't have the same RHYTHM, and we cannot have the same rhythm if we are not listening to the same BEAT.It takes someone who understands the rhythm and melody of your "heartbeat" to dance to it.
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The real reason Jews don't have more Hanukkah music is that, historically,

The real reason Jews don't have more Hanukkah music is that, historically, American Jewish singer-songwriters were too busy making Christmas music. 'White Christmas,' 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,' 'Silver Bells' and 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roas
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Trust is not an obsession, darling, it's an extension of love. When we trul

Trust is not an obsession, darling, it's an extension of love. When we truly love someone, we give them our heart to hold in their hands. And when that love is returned, that very trust is balm to our souls.
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You can never have for yourself someone who isn't on good terms with himsel

You can never have for yourself someone who isn't on good terms with himself.
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he was so obsessed by the action in front of him that he had no awareness o

he was so obsessed by the action in front of him that he had no awareness of the growing reaction to his performance.
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Please don't feel shame. It's the devil's sword.

Please don't feel shame. It's the devil's sword.
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

Everybody who is alive is a survivor, and everybody who is dead isn't," I s

Everybody who is alive is a survivor, and everybody who is dead isn't," I said."So everybody alive must have the Survivor's Syndrome. It's that or death. I am so damn sick of people telling me proudly that they are survivors!
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You owe the world a load of wisdom to dispense. If you lay hands on the gra

You owe the world a load of wisdom to dispense. If you lay hands on the grace, make it happen. They world needs you!
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Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree.
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It is said that Mr. Gladstone could persuade most people of most things an

It is said that Mr. Gladstone could persuade most people of most things and himself of anything.
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There is a muse, but he’s not going to come fluttering down into your writi

There is a muse, but he’s not going to come fluttering down into your writing room and scatter creative fairy-dust all over your typewriter or computer station. He lives in the ground. He’s a basement guy. You have to descend to his level, and once you ge
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