Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten m

Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying …

Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help. If you have not, then believe you me, it can scare the bejeezus out of you.

Jim Butcher