God, I’ve just figured out what’s missing – you ditched the hallowed Albermarle Teddy Bear!’ I nodde

God, I’ve just figured out what’s missing – you ditched …

God, I’ve just figured out what’s missing – you ditched the hallowed Albermarle Teddy Bear!’ I nodded.   ‘Banished to a dark cupboard for all eternity.’ ‘You cold-hearted bastard.’ ‘Give me a hot water bottle any day.   At least they have some appreciable function.   Not like that pathetic pile of overpriced fake fur and anthropomorphic bullshit I locked in the wardrobe.’‘You have serious teddy bear issues.

Tabitha McGowan