At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Author: George Carlin

Author: George Carlin

Quote #286054

Character built out of restrictions and boundaries can be deceiving.Be aware!

Author: Mehnaz Ansari
Quote #137832

Evening work is economical. Power comes most cheaply by night.

Author: Alan Moore
Quote #195371

But what am I to do? I must have some drug, and reading isn't a strong enough drug now. By writing i

Author: C.S. Lewis
Quote #15380

Providence is wiser than you, and you may be confident it has suited all things better to your etern

Author: John Flavel
Quote #395116

It's proper Netiquette to view in-App webpages in a mobile browser for better security. NetworkEtiqu

Author: David Chiles
Quote #458009

If you have a good support system like your family and your friends around you, then you can't go wr

Author: Roman Reigns
Quote #420430

Where thou art that is Home.

Author: Emily Dickinson
Quote #423231

Good luck to you," he said, and she remembered how he had looked at her as she pinned Yah Tayyib, as

Author: Kameron Hurley
Quote #73202

The Practising Manager’s Growth Mantra-Growth in an enterprise is created through remarkable achieve

Author: Amit Chatterjee
Quote #120374

Music awakes the spirit of the mind.

Author: Unknown
Quote #359511

Our efforts and actions produce results. These results come unlabeled. WE label them as success or f

Author: Steve Maraboli
Quote #30664

But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious.""Yeah, because I'm an

Author: Robyn Carr
Quote #297315

Things just are the way they are... However, NOWHERE in ANY law, dogma, or rules is it mandated -be

Author: Rythmic Karma
Quote #355471

I simply wish to continue to learn, & try to do what I have to do, better.

Author: Jay Woodman
Quote #289020

She had no God to plead to for mercy or luck. It would be true to say she depended instead on human

Author: Deborah Levy
Quote #59146

Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too muc

Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
Quote #100228

I didn't lose anyone, for everyone that I lost was never really a loss, unless it was death well the

Author: Nikki Rowe
Quote #44834

Through many tributions, we begin to search for the truth.

Author: Unknown
Quote #309116

The world is vast, beautiful, and fascinating… even awe-inspiring, but impersonal. It demands nothin

Author: Herbert Simon
Quote #74416

Passion is an intense feeling of conviction and a strong desire or devotion to an activity or concep

Author: Mensah Oteh
Quote #187216

This is my life now. Absurd, but unpredictable. Not absurd because unpredictable but unpredictable b

Author: Joyce Carol Oates
Quote #149779

Let me make this clear. The definition of being committed is not just trying, being interested, or p

Author: Farshad Asl
Quote #441385

So, it's cool that, yes, Hal Jordan is a superhero, but my character is a real-world hero in her own

Author: Blake Lively
Quote #318197

The tastiest berries are often hidden.Do not despair if you haven't found true love.Look under the l

Author: Khang Kijarro Nguyen
Quote #148771

You've to stand up for yourself. If you don't, no one else will.

Author: Sharad Vivek Sagar
Quote #407661

I have the greatest of all riches: that of not desiring them.

Author: Eleonora Duse
Quote #95370

Leadership is about what’s right for the organization, not what feels right for the leader.

Author: Liz Weber
Quote #80610

It's like Charlie's dreamed everything he lived through here.

Author: Garth Risk Hallberg
Quote #499298

My moms always told me, 'How long you gonna play the victim?' I can say I'm mad and I hate everythin

Author: Kendrick Lamar
Quote #45036

On rare occasion we are granted the gift of seeing how far we have come just how much we have healed

Author: Renae A. Sauter
Quote #207797

This time, I wanted to enjoy the passion that burned between us until we were both about to combust.

Author: Lisa Kessler
Quote #328700

An idea is like a rare bird which cannot be seen. What one sees is the trembling of the branch it ha

Author: Lawrence Durrell
Quote #419422

The king of France with twenty thousand men Went up the hill and then came down again: The king of

Author: Anonymous
Quote #136598

Any feeling, emotion or impulse that originates from the 'mind' can never be suppressed.

Author: Deep Trivedi
Quote #483582

I've always felt that having a garden is like having a good and loyal friend.

Author: C. Z. Guest
Quote #321239

I can't change you and you can't change me, but together we can work to change the world.

Author: Germany Kent
Quote #275858

Witnessing honesty frightens some people because they haven't known authenticity in their own life.

Author: Bryant McGill
Quote #10127

The toxic behaviors were there before you decided to enter into relationships with them. The signs w

Author: P.A. Speers
Quote #388551

When I had a look at the lights of Broadway by night, I said to my American friends : "What a glorio

Author: G.K. Chesterton
Quote #367800

There were no state regulations about hairstyles or clothes. It was what everyone else was wearing t

Author: Jung Chang
Quote #162066

I came, I saw, I concurred...

Author: Darren E. Laws
Quote #88793

If not us, then who?If not now, then when?

Author: John E. Lewis
Quote #381442

There is nothing in man or nature that does not ask questions.

Author: Curtis Bill Pepper
Quote #272891

I swear to use my scientific knowledge for the good of Humanity. I promise never to harm any person

Author: Stephen Hawking
Quote #42355

A writer always begins by being too complicated—he’s playing at several games at once.

Author: Jorge Luis Borges
Quote #464519

Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appear

Author: Buddha
Quote #80115

Maybe we could all take care of each other, I dreamed.

Author: Michelle Tea
Quote #455582

Happiness, I do not know where to turn to discover you on earth, in the air or the sky; yet I know y

Author: Rosalia de Castro
Quote #15305

The darker side of the City tried to emphasize the selfish parts of me by encouraging my sense of en

Author: Tara Leigh Cobble
Quote #484776

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how

Author: Garrison Keillor
Quote #347483

Young Sathian was flirtatious, titillating, quick-witted, and brilliant. He left a trail of broken h

Author: Jamie Le Fay
Quote #354230

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children

Author: Helen Keller
Quote #190827

He needed so much to weep. All the distrust of life which misfortunes had brought to the little Värm

Author: Selma Lagerlöf
Quote #74506

The success equation is complete only when achievement, fulfilment and lifestyle are present.

Author: Mensah Oteh
Quote #408652

Make no little plans they have no magic to stir men's blood . . . Make big plans aim high in hope

Author: Daniel H. Burnham
Quote #238169

When one dream dies we replace it with another.

Author: Oli Anderson
Quote #381417

It is always better to ask a question than to answer one.

Author: Lemony Snicket
Quote #79268

YOU HAVE KILLEDYOU HAVE STOLENYOU HAVE DESTROYED.DEVOURER OF LIVESDEVOURER OF SOULSYOU ARE DEFEATED!

Author: David Holdsworth
Quote #448218

I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am n

Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein
Quote #81707

The things I carry are my thoughts. That's it. They are the only weight. My thoughts determine wheth

Author: Kamal Ravikant
Quote #32117

...hope. Simple hope.It was something we all deserved.

Author: E. M. Crane
Quote #185314

Even if atheists were right--that prayer is wishful thinking--they are right only in relation to God

Author: R. Joseph Hoffmann
Quote #184684

Prayer is not overcoming God's reluctance. It is laying hold of His willingness.

Author: Martin Luther
Quote #64049

In books I find the dead as if they were alive; in books I foresee things to come; in books warlike

Author: Richard de Bury
Quote #222427

Travel makes existentialists of us all.

Author: Sarah Noffke
Quote #465846

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what

Author: H. L. Mencken
Quote #208777

My school-days! The silent gliding on of my existence—the unseen, unfelt progress of my life—from ch

Author: Charles Dickens
Quote #88223

I’m glad that this team has a woman for a leader,” Onoria finally said. Regina didn’t quite know how

Author: Alex Avrio
Quote #322168

Trayvon Martin, at the most, seems only to have been guilty of being himself.

Author: Aberjhani
Quote #95843

Dream without fear, love without limits, and let your life sing its song.

Author: Dilip Bathija
Quote #260963

The Sweets rarely set foot on the avenues. They'd always lived on the street-side of town, where duc

Author: Avery Flynn
Quote #383026

It’s a full-time job being homeless. It’s a full-time job being poor.

Author: John Connolly
Quote #262368

At three in the morning the gaudy paint is off that old whore, the world, and she has no nose and a

Author: Stephen King
Quote #207135

The tree witches kept to themselves, a self-sufficient coven specializing in certain skills. The wit

Author: Lisa Carlisle
Quote #306939

We want a fresh start only because we didn’t sufficiently care for the last fresh start.

Author: Craig D. Lounsbrough
Quote #54099

Pain? Yes, of course. Racing without pain is not racing. But the pleasure of being ahead outweighed

Author: Brad Alan Lewis
Quote #367720

I put on some make-up, turn on the 8-track, and I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf - suddenly I

Author: John Cameron Mitchell
Quote #264735

Many men know the recipes of life, but only few go into the kitchen to cook it. Go make it happen!

Author: Bernard Kelvin Clive
Quote #349581

Never had a decent report in his life!" Tony repeated, hardly able to believe the words. He was thin

Author: Constance Savery
Quote #98767

Reading and naps, two of life's greatest pleasures, go especially well together.

Author: Will Schwalbe
Quote #477819

My impressions of the Russian Revolution can be divided into two periods. The first period was when

Author: Chiang Kai-shek
Quote #136546

Concentration is like a leash for our mind, keeping it under control and obedient and not giving it

Author: Evan Sutter
Quote #319093

The kingdom of God is an upside-down kingdom. It beckons us to gamble all, to trust radically, to co

Author: Ken Wytsma
Quote #31173

Please don’t take offense, but I want no part of this family or what comes with it.

Author: B.J. Daniels
Quote #52401

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.

Author: Michael Summers
Quote #155393

God works through angels, people, nature and animals.

Author: Eileen Anglin
Quote #18654

The past has no power to stop youfrom being present now.Only your grievance aboutthe past can do tha

Author: Lao Tzu
Quote #264074

– No SF novel ever won the Booker, growls a prowling clansman on his way into the SF Café.The librar

Author: Hal Duncan
Quote #204222

Create an opportunity for change to have way in your attitude and lifestyle. Sometimes, it not us, b

Author: Israelmore Ayivor
Quote #17417

His strength for your weakness! His wisdom for your folly! His drive for your drift! His grace for y

Author: Major Thomas
Quote #168995

Extreme busyness is a symptom of deficient vitality, and a faculty for idleness implies a catholic a

Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
Quote #10301

The mythology of your culture hums in your ears so constantly that no one pays the slightest bit of

Author: Daniel Quinn
Quote #92797

A community is nothing else than a harmonious collection of individuals.

Author: Augustine of Hippo
Quote #401893

If you wish to reach the highest begin at the lowest.

Author: Syrus
Quote #390009

He found himself fighting the urge to reach out and take her chin between his thumb andforefinger. T

Author: Maisey Yates
Quote #474304

Clouds and darkness surround us, yet Heaven is just, and the day of triumph will surely come, when j

Author: Mary Todd Lincoln
Quote #246704

Keep a spur handy.

Author: Meg Mims
Quote #355056

In a world filled with flaky people, those that honor commitments and do what they say STAND-OUT. In

Author: Dr. Matthew Loop
Quote #489656

I didn't realise how hard it was to be a mom and keep it all together.

Author: Brie Larson