Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

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Author: Rob Corddry

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Listen to the beat of your soul~Soul Eater

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Home is always the impossible subject, multilayered and maddening.

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It was the only lie she ever told. She did not do it to protect Francisco; she did it because she fe

Author: Ayn Rand
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May I see the beauty in others without denigrating my own.

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I think it's really important to design things with a kind of personality.

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Sometimes it takes a wrong turn to get you to the right place.

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Doctor Gilyard was right, Juliet and I do have a lot in common. She lost her mother, I lost my mothe

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Be the energy you want others to absorb.

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You men think old men are fools but old men know young men are the fools.

Author: George Chapman
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Beck stabbed a hand through his hair and continued.

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I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe.""'Know thyself.'" "We try, sir.

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Cheers for the sailors that fought on the wave for it Cheers for the soldiers that always were brav

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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his he

Author: Albert Einstein
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I want to write about people who dream and wait for the night to end, who long for the light so they

Author: Haruki Murakami
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I need to say this – you shouldn't trust any government, actually including this one. You should not

Author: Nick Clegg
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There's a meeting in Command. Disregard your current schedule,' he says. 'Done,' I say.'Did you foll

Author: Suzanne Collins
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We’ve known for a long time that it was no longer possible to overturn this world, nor reshape it, n

Author: Milan Kundera
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Instead of complaining about the problem and blaming others, start finding the solution.

Author: Roy T. Bennett
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The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his arms. It's seen in the love with which he EMBRA

Author: Steve Maraboli
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LOVE should be the inspiration when Lover is the Surprise, and when LOVE is the Surprise , then Love

Author: Madan Mohan Mahapatra
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When you pick a flower, you become so besotted in its beauty; you dare not judge how it became that

Author: Nikki Rowe
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Resentments make even the best of us feel superior.

Author: Anne Lamott
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Some horror movies are just for shock value, so it doesn't really feel scary.

Author: Michael Pena
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You’ve been inexpressibly lucky,” he said finally. “And inexpressibly mad, although in your case the

Author: Naomi Novik
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I drink to separate my body from my soul.

Author: Oscar Wilde
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My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at

Author: Rick Riordan
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A woman with an education may be able to spend more time sitting in a chair instead of lying on her

Author: Anne Bishop
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The coward says in his heart “There is no love.” Because, standing in the shadows of the big, grand,

Author: C. JoyBell C.
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And besides, I couldn't stay at the party. It was too dangerous. I nearly died.""From what?""Boredom

Author: Jennifer Donnelly
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Every morning is a sacred new breath.

Author: Unknown
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A cord that remains, always. in many ways...

Author: Santosh Avvannavar
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The power we were given to think, is to enable us to live better lives, not fool more people.

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To avoid starvation is the only excuse for working.

Author: Marty Rubin
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Wisdom comes from reflection.

Author: Deborah Day
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Discover your calling and let go of the past

Author: Sunday Adelaja
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I told you not to trust a wolf,” he continued. His words dripped like honeyed venom. “Because it wou

Author: Rachel E. Carter
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After all, what is education, if not the unparalleled means to transcend the self- imposed physical

Author: Abhijit Naskar
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If you say something over and over and over again you may just start to believe it. If you truly do

Author: Chris DiSano Davenport
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When they say the sky's the limit to me that's really true

Author: Michael Jackson
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War is when people kill one another, right? Why would they do that?

Author: Tsukumizu
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The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day o

Author: Martin Luther King Jr.
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The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Author: H. L. Mencken
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Awe is what moves us forward.

Author: Joseph Campbell
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Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.

Author: John David Anderson
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I know what happened. I used my inTWINition

Author: Michael Houbrick
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All day the storm lasted. The windows were white and the wind never stopped howling and screaming. I

Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Friends are like stars you don't always see them but you know their always there

Author: Anonymous
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The usefulness of religion - the fact that it gives life meaning, that it makes people feel good - i

Author: Sam Harris
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If a man has lost everything he has but his dreams, it means that he has still everything!

Author: Mehmet Murat ildan
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I'm not the kind of person who likes to shout out my personal issues from the rooftops, but with my

Author: Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Forever echoed in their favor. "Never say never", she said softly. For you see, Forever had never he

Author: Shannon L. Alder
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Whom God blesses he gives assignment

Author: Sunday Adelaja
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Mr. Miyazaki's specialty is taking a primal wish of kids, transporting them to a fantasyland, and th

Author: Elvis Mitchell
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Guy’s whole body was humming. Normally he thought only of his head – his eyes, his smile – and was a

Author: Edmund White
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Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.

Author: Fred Brooks
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When their children flourish almost all mothers have a sense of well-being.

Author: Sara Ruddick
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Meditation is an excellent habit and tool for transformation, however your ‘practice’ should eventua

Author: Gary Hopkins
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If you keep your eye on the profit, you’re going to skimp on the product. But if you focus on making

Author: Steve Jobs
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The first thing I did was make a mistake. I thought I had understood capitalism, but what I had done

Author: Donald Barthelme
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I wanted more than anything to be something I will never be - feminine, and feminine in the worst wa

Author: Nora Ephron
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Hope is certainty.

Author: Unknown
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Bigwig: "I can't think why he didn't convince Threarah."Hazel: "Because Threarah doesn't like anythi

Author: Richard Adams
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Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.

Author: Katharine Hepburn
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Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

Author: Maya Angelou
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You could fill a catalog with all you long for - for him to come back, for a do-over, for a differen

Author: Leigh Stein
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Like dust brushed from an old painting, as we journey beneath the surface layers of life, another la

Author: Atalina Wright
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If you can read & write then the opportunities are endless, if you just believe in yourself then any

Author: Philip L. Moore
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Now the trumpet summons us again - not as a call to bear arms though arms we need not as a call to

Author: John F. Kennedy
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I realise now that I wanted to disappear. To get so lost that nobody ever found me. To go so far awa

Author: Jessica Warman
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I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stan

Author: Kevin James
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We are surrounded by adversity but we shall triumph because we have a greater spirit

Author: Unknown
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A crimson fire that vanquishes the stars;A pungent odor from the dusty sage;A sudden stirring of the

Author: Willa Cather
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Don’t waste time worrying about work/life balance, or looking for your best self, sham “secrets” or

Author: Ari Gold
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The only clue to what is in people's minds is in their behavior. If a man behaves strangely, oddly,

Author: Agatha Christie
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My passion is capturing what it feels like to love, be it romantic or otherwise. I love to watch two

Author: Taylor Jenkins Reid
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One of the top comments I get from people is, 'Oh my God, you're like a regular person!' That's kind

Author: Kevin Bacon
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Dreamers have sharp ears like spear and sharp eyes like an eagle.

Author: Euginia Herlihy
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Active or ambitious women were not only rare but often evil. Wonder Woman flipped this paradigm by e

Author: Tim Hanley
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A voice is a human gift; it should be cherished and used, to utter fully human speech as possible. P

Author: Margaret Atwood
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Maia screamed and woke. 'Serenity?' Cala's voice, Cala's angular shape outlined against the window.

Author: Katherine Addison
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It’s your call. You want to go back home, go ahead. But if I were you, I wouldn’t. Home is death.

Author: Jeff Abbott
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[on his satisfaction as an artist] In terms of cinema and filmmaking, there are certainly the unexpe

Author: Michael Haneke
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The hormonal interplay inside a woman’s head creates her reality. Her hormones tell her day to day w

Author: Abhijit Naskar
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Maybe one reason I had avoided anger was that like a lot of people I had thought there were only two

Author: Sue Monk Kidd
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From so high above it, the world seems ordered and deliberate.But I know it's more than that. And le

Author: Nicola Yoon
Quote #56743

Learn to grow with what each season brings.

Author: Aditya Ajmera
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To such an extent does nature delight and abound in variety that among her trees there is not one pl

Author: Leonardo da Vinci
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The earth is expertly designed to take back what it has created. Bodies left for carrion in enclosed

Author: Caitlin Doughty
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Anything worth having is worth fighting for.

Author: Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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Life is about challenges and how we face up to them and the attitude we take into every day life so

Author: Martina Navratilova
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We have to be plumbers, electricians, construction engineers, or workers, on the space station, but

Author: Thomas Marshburn
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Don't get me wrong, I admire elegance and have an appreciation of the finer things in life. But to m

Author: Mark Hyman
Quote #310965

If u can't say the truth, don't lie...

Author: GOBA
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How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sym

Author: George Washington Carver
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Angel says that rich people don't like to tolerate much. Money gives you permission to just walk awa

Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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You been mud wrestling..?' 'Only with my conscience.' 'Really? Who won?' 'Well, it was one of those

Author: Iain M. Banks
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The enlightened are superior to the learned.

Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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How dull it is to pause, to make an end,To rust unburnish’d, not to shine in use!As tho’ to breathe

Author: Alfred Tennyson
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Some libraries are no longer called libraries but are known as Learning Resource Centers or Media Ce

Author: Richard Armour