Anyone who knows me, and most of my fans, know that I have a sense of humor.
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Author: Glenn Danzig
Sense Of Humor
Take the entire 4.5-billion-year history of the earth and scale it down to a single year, with Janua
Love, Mercy, and Grace, sisters all, attend your wounds of silence and hope.
Memory cannot produce a picture that Imagination has not retouched; and her pictures, even the ones
Henry de Vere Stacpoole
There was a pleasant party of barge people round the fire. You might not have thought it pleasant, b
All around us is a nothing that stretches on for infinity. We humans can barely comprehend that. If
For me, acting is about the art of it and it's about being on a film set and doing your thing, paint
Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost specta
When you feel you are badly falling into the emptiness, stick to the reason , stick to the logic; th
Mehmet Murat ildan
Sin will take you where you didn't plan to go. It will keep you there longer than you planned to sta
James L. Nicodem
The hard and unexpected part is the realization not just that my son is not here but that the boy he
Do not get down on your knees to pray just to show God that you always remember him. Instead stay on
And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most were miserable, even the ones with d
It's interesting how interesting uninteresting people get after a few drinks.
Rule number one. The good guys always win.Rule number two. If the good guys lose, we play again.
Charles S. Faddis
One day my dad would say, 'OK, if you want to play tennis I can help you out.' And that's how it sta
And I pray thee, loving Jesus, that as Thou hast graciously given me to drink in with delight the wo
There is bound to be turbulence in the clouds of confusion before one can view the friendly skies, a
Language is to the mind more than light is to the eye.
The lines in the corners of her eyes spoke of years of wisdom, as a tree with the number of rings in
Let your choice be: reject the wrong, but choose the right.
For the first time in four billion years a living creature had contemplated himself and heard with a
Winners have a tendency to be forgiven in this town.
I have learnt that the best time for one to shout victory is in the middle of the war, it gives much
Apostle Louisa Henry
Reality is what people who lack vision see.
There's a Danish architecture firm called BIG. I love architecture, and I always check out their wor
Who art thou then, O my soul!" (and here [Zarathustra] became frightened, for a sunbeam shot down fr
It may seem a simple pleasure to spoil our children with a treat of sugar, but that pleasure becomes
Color directly influences the soul. Color is the keyboard, the eyes are the hammers, the soul is the
Jobs offshoring began with manufacturing, but the rise of the high-speed Internet made it possible t
Paul Craig Roberts
The common factor in all our experiences is wakeful consciousness which turns what happens into an e
Children take joy in their work and sometimes as adults we forget that's something we should continu
With me poetry has not been a purpose but a passion.
Edgar Allan Poe
True there has been more talk of peace since 1945 than, I should think, at any other time in history
Lester B. Pearson
It is logical to look for a green fowl in a dark room even if you know the chance of finding a green
Duop Chak Wuol
When I was young I used to have successes with women because I was young. Now I have successes with
The bottle of red brush on a white table gleamed throughout the remaining years of my childhood as t
Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity
Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way.
Booker T. Washington
The helmet of life is the hope of salvation.
The weakness of a man is the strength of a woman
Rest as the awareness that is aware without using thought.
The best wisdom is earned through experience, particularly mistakes.
In the sports arena I would say there is nothing like training and preparation. You have to train yo
When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you.
Religious symbols should be visible in public space, in a dignified and non-provocative manner. Chri
Get rich. Live life to the fullest. Destroy the world.
Oh Time, you arise with parting! [О Время, ты от разлуки!]- Vladislav Khalyavkin, The Operator
Changing the way we talk is not political correctness run amok. It reflects an admirable willingness
I just think when extraordinary people are discovered, extraordinary exceptions should be made. " ~
Aoife Marie Sheridan
An identity would seem to be arrived at by the way in which the person faces and uses his experience
It's impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren't feeling twinkly yourself
Renewal of mind leads to revival of spirit and revitality of soul.
It's sad, actually, because my anxiety keeps me from enjoying things as much as I should at this age
Let attitude be Your determination, go for success and not for money, because success is money
Jan Jansen Easy Branches
I looked like a hipster who broke his arm at a Vampire Weekend concert or some shit like that.
The social object of skilled investment should be to defeat the dark forces of time and ignorance wh
John Maynard Keynes
Actors need to trust themselves. If you trust yourself, you can trust others and leave the director
Fast can be good. Except when moving so fast and getting so far ahead of ourselves we no longer can
Our spirit knows our purpose, let these en-grained impressions shape our perceptions of who we think
Napz Cherub Pellazo
Education is not a tool for development - individual, community and the nation. It is the foundation
I took [Kate's] hand in mine, and felt her fingers squeeze back. And I thought: home. It took me com
Many Christians are like servants with “shoes.
Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to domin
Before her lay the enemy. The only end guaranteed if she forgot that fact? Death - or worse. "Strang
It's the duty of every man to free himself. Never accept to live an underdog's life in god’s world.
I knew if I started touching you I wouldn't be able to stop.
Andrea K. Höst
Clown: Good Madonna, why mournest thou?Olivia: Good Fool, for my brother's death.Clown:I think his s
You grow only when you groom someone to take your position.
I can't design anything unless I'm excited by it, meaning I have an urge to wear it.
More than ever before, there is a global understanding that long-term social, economic, and environm
Gro Harlem Brundtland
Sometimes ideas are coming so fast that I have to stop doing one song to get another. But I don't fo
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in bu
'Tis true 'tis pity And pity 'tis 'tis true.
Ignorance leads to economic failures.
Tomorrow looked a lot better yesterday
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
This rose of pearl-coated infinity transformsthe diseased slums of a broken heartinto a palace made
But I despised men who accepted their fate. I shaped mine twenty times and had it broken twenty time
Wisdom of the Ages "The Marshawn" US Army's new main battle tank. Runs over enemies instead of shoot
Afterwards, as he held me and stroked my hair, my body was singing with pleasure, I couldn’t believe
One doesn't fall in love... one digs a hole for himself to trip in... claiming he didn't see it comi
Time is time. You cannot replay time.
When it comes to learning success, action is your school, and failure your teacher.
Whoever said dogs can't speak was never interested in learning another language.
Inventiveness depends upon two habits of mind, which we can adopt and develop: attention andcuriosit
Richard N. Bolles
I did NOT have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
AMELIA: Thank you to everyone for keeping up with me while I run for the finish line.
Your self-reliance, self-appraisal and self- perception depends on how successful you are at knowing
And we talk of Christ, we rejoice in Christ, we preach of Christ, we prophesy of Christ, and we writ
Book of Mormon
I love people that read. I think it screams humility. When someone reads, they are essentially admit
The secret in any situation is the strength of spirit.
With an embarrassingly little amount of effort on his part, he twisted the Glock out of her fingers
Aren’t you going to hit him?” Éibhear asked.“I don’t feel like it.”“Good gods.” Gwenvael stood. “Thi
A lot of people are on the internet searching for fifteen minutes of fame I've been on it so long an
Stanley Victor Paskavich
O that men's ears should be To counsel deaf but not to flattery!
Be Sure To Notice When You're Happy
Love is sweet even when what you go through is bitter.
Now when you say staring, are you including yourself in this assessment? I recall you taking in the
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