Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Author: Groucho Marx

Author: Groucho Marx

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But our back is to legends and we are coming home. I suppose this is the first taste of it.''There i

Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
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I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home.

Author: David Attenborough
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Your brain is wider than the sky

Author: Emily Dickinson
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If one does secret acts, what should one do to correct them? He should expose the acts and thereby h

Author: Dada Bhagwan
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Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Author: John Lennon
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Feminists are incapable of crafting a coherent argument using their words. It almost always involves

Author: Hannah Bleau
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That morning all of us girls had put our hair in high vintage-like ponytails, and Aunt Julie joked t

Author: Kate Willis
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God is like a search engine — He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right

Author: R.M. ArceJaeger
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If you don’t have your own identity, you will adopt the brand of another

Author: Sunday Adelaja
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Ruth wiped her eyes. Successful at a price? Forgiven but damaged? She wished so much more for her ba

Author: Sarah Sundin
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I’m burning in despair Love which you distanced from me Return once again I’ll forgive you againRetu

Author: Delicious David
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The truth of the story lies in the details.

Author: Paul Auster
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No partner in a love relationship... should feel that he has to give up an essential part of himself

Author: May Sarton
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They had perfected their team nagging to a level where they no longer had to confer and felt they wo

Author: Thomm Quackenbush
Quote #177007

Be you. It's life's best offer to others.

Author: Johnnie Dent Jr.
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If your trust is in man, your joy will soon be buried in the cemetery. If you hope is in cars, your

Author: Israelmore Ayivor
Quote #32500

Suppression or Invalidation of any innate expression of who or what I am is a crime against myself.

Author: Jean-Jacques Dalpe
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It's part of a writer's profession, as it's part of a spy's profession, to prey on the community to

Author: Unknown
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Now I say that if you run more than 15 miles a week, it's for something other than aerobic fitness.

Author: Kenneth H. Cooper
Quote #2872

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day.

Author: Albert Camus
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Climate Change is a bit like our advanced societies. Too late to "fix." The only choice left is that

Author: Shilpa Menon
Quote #371458

He falls asleep believing he's been robbed, not knowing that the summoning of demons is almost alway

Author: Dexter Palmer
Quote #306548

I love you.I love you a thousand times.I love you an irrational number. And I will continue to love

Author: Kamand Kojouri
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Death is not the end but the beginning of the eternal life.

Author: Debasish Mridha
Quote #89413

You can change a body, but you can't change a soul. The heart wants what it wants.

Author: Chris Colfer
Quote #294542

We live in times where the speed of our life is increasing but leading us nowhere.

Author: Apoorve Dubey
Quote #229369

The true meaning and purpose of life is to give some meaning and purpose to your life.

Author: Steven Redhead
Quote #325671

Don't take anything for granted because chances are it won't be here tomorrow or for that matter, ne

Author: Anthony T. Hincks
Quote #14317

But for me the sweetest contact with God has no form. I close my eyes, look within, and enter a deep

Author: Michael Jackson
Quote #353653

I'm trying to keep your safe!" Puck exploded, whirling on me. His eyes feverish, and I shrank back.

Author: Julie Kagawa
Quote #286366

Obviously these are some exceptional young people, but what they have in common is that they were or

Author: Morgan Carroll
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Netiquette Rules bring us together. Culture creates great experiences. Share. NetworkEtiquette.net

Author: David Chiles
Quote #8584

I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff

Author: Karen Chance
Quote #224452

Language has created the word “loneliness” to express the pain of being alone. And it has created th

Author: Paul Tillich
Quote #95176

Values are the measuring stick for howyou make decisions in business: goal setting, employee conduct

Author: Amber Hurdle
Quote #83797

He was under the mistaken impression that I didn't have enough tact.The truth was, I had no tact.

Author: Caroline Hanson
Quote #223500

There's a war between two wolves inside everybody. One is anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferi

Author: MK Asante
Quote #361451

Because, good God, Lily Wellstone had the face of an angel, the body of a goddess, and the spirit of

Author: Carolyn Jewel
Quote #122317

With all the global warming going around nowadays, it would only take the stubbornness of a mule and

Author: Will Advise
Quote #282120

Well," he said slowly, "sometimes there's a passion that comes in its springtime to ill fate or deat

Author: Ursula K. Le Guin
Quote #245307

Our contemporary poverty is as transparent as glass and as invisible as the air. Our poverty is kilo

Author: Tadeusz Konwicki
Quote #305240

Every programmer is an author.

Author: Sercan Leylek
Quote #488911

When you've done the technical part, you're then into the joy, the zen, into being. Technology no lo

Author: William Shatner
Quote #80509

Without leaps of the imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, af

Author: Gloria Steinem
Quote #28198

Failure is a steppingstone to poverty, Cosmic Ordering is an elevator to success.

Author: Stephen Richards
Quote #199193

Life is strictly coded with happiness & sorrowWe can't make it work properly without one

Author: Shashank Rayal
Quote #367022

Legends had been written about less.

Author: Deborah Blake
Quote #457939

My family is everything. I am what I am thanks to my mother, my father, my brother, my sister... bec

Author: Ronaldinho
Quote #421167

To put one's trust in God is only a longer way of saying that one will chance it.

Author: Samuel Butler
Quote #114134

To achieve all of your goals, focus on one goal at a time.

Author: Debasish Mridha
Quote #334660

The world's most primitive people have few possessions, but they are not poor. Poverty is not a cert

Author: Marshall Sahlins
Quote #229353

History is the nothing people write about a nothing.

Author: William Golding
Quote #291494

Love teaches a good person to do bad and a bad person to do good.

Author: Heenashree Khandelwal
Quote #154082

Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!

Author: K.D. Harp
Quote #84408

Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.

Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Quote #176054

The simple, external acts in which you resolve shame and guilt, and set right a debt, by passing by

Author: Darrell Calkins
Quote #498154

Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.

Author: George Orwell
Quote #339213

I would keep her, and raise her, and love her, even if she had to teach me how to do it.

Author: Vanessa Diffenbaugh
Quote #269841

What happened to the perp?” “Perp?” “The piece of crap who tried to kill my wife. Where is he now?”

Author: Gary Ponzo
Quote #271008

A technician : it's the one who always see new components on the store, but still care about the old

Author: Nabil TOUSSI
Quote #437587

Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I

Author: Judy Gold
Quote #169902

Staying alive was what we did to pass the time.

Author: Meg Rosoff
Quote #363409

Remember in any case, that not only the Adept, but anyone with the smallest capacity for Adeptship,

Author: Aleister Crowley
Quote #353715

Do not deprive me of my age. I have earned it.

Author: May Sarton
Quote #393318

The future begins when we tear down the walls that keep us in the past. We must be thankful for thos

Author: J. Loren Norris
Quote #305994

I bit the inside of my cheek. I wanted to hit him. Not just for his presumptuousness, but for the wa

Author: Amanda Leigh
Quote #169578

Living and dying are, in a sense, of equal value.

Author: Haruki Murakami
Quote #466652

Teachers are not glorified babysitters with summers off. Their profession fuels all others, and on a

Author: LZ Granderson
Quote #54110

How we relate with other people is dependent on how we rate ourselves and what we think about oursel

Author: Stephen Richards
Quote #381252

I'm a professional journalist. Making up lies to fit the facts - it's what we do.

Author: Andrew Klavan
Quote #327377

I always felt awkward and unfinished, unworthy of love, suspicious of affection offered. My mother's

Author: Marilyn Sewell
Quote #498666

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know

Author: Jerry Seinfeld
Quote #224192

He who dies with the most toys...dies a child.

Author: James Rozoff
Quote #119732

The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Phil

Author: Stephen Fry
Quote #413246

A minority may be right and a majority is always wrong.

Author: Henrik Ibsen
Quote #339841

Think of this- that the writer wrote alone, and the reader read alone, and they were alone with each

Author: A.S. Byatt
Quote #164859

Solitude is fine but you need someone to tell that solitude is fine.

Author: Honoré de Balzac
Quote #80730

If you sincerely want to be successful in life, all you need is one person to believe in you, and th

Author: Stephanie Lahart
Quote #350925

Now I will burn you back, I will burn you through,Though I am damned for it we two will lieAnd burn,

Author: Charlotte Mew
Quote #82933

The cost of freedom is being strong enough to find the implement your own desires.

Author: Steven Redhead
Quote #460752

The table is a meeting place, a gathering ground, the source of sustenance and nourishment, festivit

Author: Laurie Colwin
Quote #456426

I have oatmeal every morning with whole milk, bananas, and cinnamon, and it's just the best thing ev

Author: Kourtney Kardashian
Quote #337182

Entrepreneur, make today count and but don't let the day count you.

Author: Onyi Anyado
Quote #467524

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and red

Author: Trey Parker
Quote #267893

Believe is an open door to the heavenly possibilities.

Author: Unknown
Quote #211715

Don't judge without having heard both sides. Even persons who think themselves virtuous very easily

Author: Josemaría Escrivá
Quote #136771

Sometimes, we can be our worst enemy. That our mind is capable of twisting and turning things, and t

Author: Jenna McDougall
Quote #243299

You cannot know what light isif you have not experienced darkness.How could you know what happiness

Author: Carlyle Labuschagne
Quote #402634

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

Author: Rita Mae Brown
Quote #110770

Those who donated their life for humanity lived a perfect life.

Author: Debasish Mridha
Quote #97953

The creative hopeless.

Author: Pankaj Mishra (#iampm)
Quote #149302

If I'm afraid to fall then how will I ever fly?

Author: Sydney Paige McCutcheon
Quote #277851

Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.

Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Quote #335439

Man asks and God replies but we don't understand his replies because they dwell in the depths of our

Author: Elie Wiesel
Quote #395485

Control the manner in which a man interprets his world, and you have gone a long way toward controll

Author: Stanley Milgram
Quote #377268

The choice you make between hating and forgiving can be the story of your life

Author: Shantaram
Quote #166198

The thing I got to thinking about,' he said, 'is--what are the conditions that lead to larger portio

Author: Warren St. John
Quote #447235

I have a very down-to-earth father. My wife is an actress and famous herself is more down-to-earth t

Author: Brad Paisley
Quote #18669

Curiosity is the most powerful thing you own.

Author: James Cameron