A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Author: Bob Hope

Author: Bob Hope

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Can all you worries add a single moment to your life? Of course not!

Author: Matthew 6 27 NLT
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Mortals are easily tempted to pinch the life out of their neighbor's buzzing glory, and think that s

Author: George Eliot
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There are only two moments when everything is possible in this life," said Petrus, "when one drinks,

Author: Muriel Barbery
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Meeting a dragon is like falling in love. Even though you have never experienced it before, you will

Author: Bill Richardson
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The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies

Author: Douglas Adams
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How can the confessor teach/ those who are lost and sick at heart,/ when he himself, among the sinne

Author: Yevgeny Yevtushenko
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I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Author: Mary Wortley Montagu
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I don't rhyme about guns I ain't shotHoes I ain't caughtOr shit I ain't bought.

Author: Ice-T
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I concentrate intently on counting: hearing my voice break as the torment and torture builds; finger

Author: Felicity Brandon
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Fearlessness is better than a faint heart for any man who puts his nose out of doors. The length of

Author: Kevin Crossley-Holland
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I was convinced that I was totally incompetent in predicting market prices - but that others were ge

Author: Nassem Nicholas Taleb
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R.I.P. Jerry LewisYou made us laugh in life. Now you have a chance to make God and all of his angels

Author: Anthony T. Hincks
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It is substantially true, that virtue or morality is a necessary spring of popular government. The r

Author: George Washington
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You've got to go to Boston, and you've got to go there NOW!!

Author: Stephen King
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Those who complain that fate is against them will have a hard time finding happiness in their lives

Author: Bangambiki Habyarimana
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I believe that hope, imagination, and dreams create our destiny.

Author: Debasish Mridha
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In Chinese culture, it wouldn't occur to kids to question or talk back to their parents. In American

Author: Amy Chua
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I think people get lost in becoming someone other then themselves when they spend too much time in t

Author: Nikki Rowe
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The only thing an artist has to remember is to never lose faith in his vision.

Author: James Lee Burke
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Your little kettle will rattle in the battle

Author: Unknown
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Fill the world with acid rain clouds and you will be in a new era of evolution, due to the changed e

Author: Steven Magee
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Love never dies... when death is not the end.

Author: Brian Lovestar
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The math is dead simple: it seems that the frequency of planets able to support life is roughly one

Author: Seth Shostak
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...the kind of weather that reminds you after a long winter that while the world wasn't built for hu

Author: John Green
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Not every instance requires a response. Truth resides silently in the seat of power.

Author: T.F. Hodge
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Never see yourself as being superior to others

Author: Sunday Adelaja
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How ignorant can you be to hurt another person? You cannot hurt someone else without hurting yoursel

Author: Debasish Mridha
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Love has perfect eyes for beauty.

Author: Bryant McGill
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Set short term goals and you'll win games. Set long term goals and you'll win championships!

Author: Anonymous
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Even one day lost in misery is a great loss, for the day will never come back again. You lose 24 hou

Author: RVM
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All this timeI drank you like the cure when maybeyou were the poison.

Author: Clementine von Radics
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She could tell he was heading toward a bad place. She had seen him go there often enough, knew he ha

Author: Hugh Howey
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You may not be a great success when you are too busy with life and forget to love.

Author: Debasish Mridha
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I found thee not, O Lord, without, because I erred in seeking thee without that wert within.

Author: Saint Augustine
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I’m not interested in blind optimism, but I’m very interested in optimism that is hard-won, that tak

Author: Colum McCann
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CORNELIA: -Sit down. Don't leave the table.GRACE: -Is that an order?CORNELIA: -I don't give orders t

Author: Tennessee Williams
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Imagine Himalayas without glaciers. Imagine 3 nuclear powers without water.

Author: Vinita Kinra
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A lion may die of an ass's kick.

Author: Robert Browning
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Love and friendship. They are what make us who we are, and what can change us, if we let them.

Author: Emily Giffin
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I swear." His hand came up in the three-finger Boy Scout pledge.Annie couldn't help by laugh. "You m

Author: Candis Terry
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He took the necklace out of the box and carefully fastened it around her neck. Just like he'd imagin

Author: Rainbow Rowell
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Vindication is the privilege of the victorious

Author: Jelle Peters
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Give me a person who sincerely wants to commit themselves to being a salesperson, and put them on my

Author: Michael Delaware
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You go above and beyond them: but the higher you climb, the smaller you appear to the eye of envy. A

Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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You are incredible, amazing, and magical.

Author: Debasish Mridha
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Our musical artistry and leadership of people need to work together to create an environment that we

Author: Gangai Victor
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Still, he couldn’t reconcile with the way he felt every time their eyes met, a feeling he had never

Author: Jennifer Silverwood
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The time and situation is always right to express and experience the beauty of kindness.

Author: Debasish Mridha
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Beauty surrounds us, but oftentimes it takes a person with a poetic perception, an artist’s way of l

Author: Kilroy J. Oldster
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Scotland consistently produces world-class writers.

Author: Sara Sheridan
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To paraphrase Muggeridge: Everything is a parable that God is speaking to us, the art of life is to

Author: Chester Elijah Branch
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To understand me, you have to meet me and be around me. And then only if I'm in a good mood - don't

Author: Avril Lavigne
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything t

Author: Roseanne Barr
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In 1983, before computers came along, it wasn't easy to do electronic basslines and rhythms.

Author: Gillian Gilbert
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So you believe in fate,” I say.Dr. Mann pauses thoughtfully before answering. “I believe each of us

Author: Lauren Miller
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I'm a medical doctor and a biomedical scientist.

Author: Steven Hatfill
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Happiness & Sadness are compeerin other words,Sadness is the shadow of happinessjust like thatHappin

Author: Shubham Singh
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The best time to seek a favour is when you can give something in return. The best time to expect to

Author: Asuni LadyZeal
Quote #16976

Don't believe everything you think. Thoughts are just that - thoughts.

Author: Allan Lokos
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This sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting everytimeAnd as I stared I counted the webs

Author: Blink-182
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Sometimes the endpoint is the startpoint

Author: Ean Rodriguez
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She believes in love, in destiny and she knows ...she feels her prince in her destiny. She just has

Author: Farzana Zahid
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When I found God forgiveness found me.

Author: Ron Baratono
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The experience of chronic abuse carries within it the gross mislabeling of things. Perpetrators are

Author: Diane Mandt Langberg
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I truly believe that you have to bring more content to the table to survive in radio than saying, 'T

Author: Eddie Trunk
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There are no coincidences, only synchronicities: mini miracles placed before us by the Angels with l

Author: Molly Friedenfeld
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It’s not easy to be God.

Author: Péter Zilahy
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Her sadness makes her impossibly beautiful, like snow blanketing a barren landscape.

Author: Marie Lu
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People don't know to make a leaf, but they know how to destroy one.

Author: Hope Jahren
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Always keep your foes confused. If they are never certain who you are or what you want, they cannot

Author: George R.R. Martin
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Leaders must encourage their organizations to dance to forms of music yet to be heard.

Author: Warren Bennis
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You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to the

Author: A.A. Milne
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I don't know which was worse the cost of the bridesmaid dress or having to wear it.

Author: Debbie Etchings
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I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun. ... What you know about computing

Author: Alan J. Perlis
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History will see this as the residential commodification era, in which housing provision seemed to l

Author: Peter Rees
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There is a force that drives everything in this universe;you may call it anything you like, names th

Author: Toba Beta
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Change is the essence of life

Author: Unknown
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The gods do not need sacrifices, so what might one do to please them? Acquire wisdom, it seems to me

Author: Apollonius of Tyana
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We talked for four hours. I don't remember most of it, but often a little moment in an unrelated con

Author: B.J. Novak
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I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his

Author: Cassandra Clare
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Becoming a Witch isn't something we acquire. The Witch is already within us. She is someone we becom

Author: Dacha Avelin
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If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now

Author: Masaru Emoto
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We have a love-shaped hole within us.

Author: Vironika Tugaleva
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Some people may call me a nerd. I claim the label with pride.

Author: Bill Gates
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The Marine Corps is the Navy's police force and as long as I am President that is what it will remai

Author: Harry S Truman
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See the whole stretched out universe twinkles in its little hopelessness and the soul needs insignif

Author: Samuel J Dixey
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Overall, becoming a carbon-neutral country would involve changes in our behaviour, but these are mod

Author: Caroline Lucas
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Ninety percent of my work is crap,” he continued. “Another nine percent is mediocre, and then there

Author: Olivia Cunning
Quote #18841

Write the book you want to read

Author: Austin Kleon
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There is a bond of fellowship in sorrow that knows no conventionality.

Author: Harold Bell Wright
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When my father died, I had a real experience with Christ, a real conversion with Christ and I had it

Author: T. D. Jakes
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Aryal whispered, "If I start slapping people, I might not be able to stop.

Author: Thea Harrison
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God has given you one face and you make yourselves another.

Author: William Shakespeare
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I think I have a normal threshold of anger, but it's true that I am, by nature, belligerent.

Author: Gore Vidal
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A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.

Author: Mario Andretti
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As time flies, its the kid who becomes his parents' shadow.

Author: m.k dindoyal
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God want u to use what is buried in you to show your greatness

Author: Ikechukwu Joseph
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Be Positive is not just a blood type.

Author: Del Suggs
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Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are.

Author: Oscar Wilde