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Author: Doug Larson
We took such care of tomorrow, but died on the way there.
Turren blinked and then smiled from ear to ear. “What makes a pure soul extra purer?”“I don’t know,”
People fall in love without reason, without even wanting to. You can't predict it. That's love.
He was twenty. I remembered twenty. I'd known everything at twenty. It took me another year to reali
Laurell K. Hamilton
For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
You go through this business and you meet people that you bond with, and you get to go make movies w
Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living.
Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.
I don't feel that I've faced discrimination. I've had every chance to succeed and more, and I think
No amount of guilt can change the past and no amount of worrying can change the future
Umar ibn Al-Khattab
If only the comfortable prosperity of the Victorian age hadn't lulled us into a false conviction of
I could hear an old man in the stall next to ours sucking a hustler’s cock
Communication must be HOT: honest, open, and two-way.
Yes it’s me, I myself, what I turned out to be, (…) I’m the one here in myself, it’s me. (…) Whateve
Felix Abt prefers to stay apolitical and impartial when sharing his thoughts and memories of the sev
Life is what you make out of it consciously.
It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' ins
In my impatience I become convinced that this desire of mine should have been fulfilled yesterday, w
Craig D. Lounsbrough
I’ve come to the end of another book alive. At times like this I’m always at a loss for words.
Self-help isn't really self-help unless someone else is also helping you. We'd like to be that someo
I find that when you do yoga, you don't crave unhealthy food. But I try to always let myself eat wha
Learning a new language, just like opening a new window, allows you to see the world with intimacy.
If not to shape me into a better man; a better husband, a better father, a better son, a better brot
[Today] there is less emphasis on redemption by the blood of Christ.
Absence is one of the most useful ingredients of family life and to do it rightly is an art like an
I find it amusing on one level, poignant on another, when people try to get recognition from an outs
You can't restore anything you've previously done, but you can face up to it. You can enlighten the
When love comes, it comes indiscriminately.
Be a Flea, not a Bull or a Bear. Don't delay, retire anyway. Trading is NOT a four letter word. Buy
James J. Houts
There are three qualities that every individual must have to achieve success: a Monk’s patience, a W
Sharad Vivek Sagar
They sealed this promise by hooking pinkies, the way they used to, long ago, when promises didn't hu
I am the granddaughter of an English woman. I love England and her people and, regardless of politic
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.
Because you make me want to live. You make me want to grow old with you. You give me hope, and that
For when a child is born the mother also is born again.
When you love you should not think you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you wort
IF you draw a line in the sand you betray the loyalty of your cause
Robert Wesley Miller
I want to have fun. It's a beautiful life. You learn, you win, you lose, but you get up.
It is the mind which creates the world around us, and even though we stand side by side in the same
He was grand in his convictions. He would stride forward to meet his own destruction.
I'm numb and I'm tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I'd been out in a pounding rain fo
Katy And Daemon
Think about what I said, Kat. You have nothing to prove.”“I don’t?”“No,” I said, and I’d say it a th
Jennifer L. Armentrout
I've never been one to be too careful with my diet. If I really start watching what I eat, I'm alrea
Be wise enough to learn from the past, shrewd enough to capitalize on the present, and clever enough
Goals that are not frightening are not worth having.
What is addiction, really? It is a sign, a signal, a symptom of distress. It is a language that tell
Sacredness is spirituality.
Friendship's like a relationship between friends.
kevin mcpherson eckhoff
According to the scientific naturalist version of cosmic history, nature is a permanently closed sys
Phillip E. Johnson
My sweetheart! When I think of you, it's as if I'm holding some healing balm to my sick soul, and al
Never trust a man who dresses too well or stays too clean. It ain't natural and whatever he's up to
Authority is not a substitute for truth.
It is not power that corrupts but fear.
Aung San Suu Kyi
Guils is the greatest weapon vecause its cuts rarely heal and it aims for the heart
Orson Scott Card
Every journey begins with the first step of articulating the intention, and then becoming the intent
I think you create your own hipness.
There is no indication that God explained to Joseph what He was doing through those many years of he
James C. Dobson
A bachelor always feels himself defrauded, when he knows or suspects that any woman of his acquainta
If the people use the wealth bestowed on them by God for themselves alone or for treasuring it, it i
Woe to the man who in the first moments of a love-affair does not believe that it will last forever!
Did you sell to them or did you simply facilitate their buying from you, hmm? Very different scenari
Beauty is only skin deep.
I would love four children because I have a very small family, so I want those big Thanksgiving dinn
For if one is partly insane, one is also, juridically, partly sane, and if one is partly sane one is
It is easier to deal with one with an empty bank account than with one, with a broke mind.
Dr. Jacinta Mpalyenkana
A writer never takes a vacation. For a writer life consists of either writing or thinking about writ
He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in much, and God in everything
When the youth of America gets together, amazing things happen.
If I had not been dyslexic, I wouldn't have needed sports. I would have been like every other kid. I
Innovation in an existing company is not just the sum of great technology, key acquisitions, or smar
Embrace each day with divine expectation.
Part of the way the work world works is not so much creating a separation between your work and your
Discouragement comes to those Christians, who are living and are working hard to fulfill their visio
When manipulation flutters around everywhere, neither pull nor push anyone. Just do one thing - don'
Who lives inside your head? The hero of your story OR The victim of someone else's?
Nothing proves evolution more than the survival of the religious belief. It shows we are still fearf
The chaos in me is the chaos in you. Like the love in you is the love in me. So maybe we’re both a l
Robert M. Drake
We realized that the version of the world they rendered for us was not the world they really believe
Just know the night won’t last forever, and the daybreak is just around the corner. The rain only la
Jennifer Megan Varnadore
Once she said the world was an astonishing animal: light was its spirit and noise was its mind. That
Happiness can not be prescribed, postponed or preserved.Relish its unpredictability. Cherish its exc
The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not.
Trying is fine. Failing is inevitable. Don’t let it devour you.
No man is as anti-feminist as a really feminine woman.
A hammer with flowers is still a hammer for the nail!
Mehmet Murat ildan
Human beings, like plans, prove fallible in the presence of those ingredients that are missing in ma
Barbara W. Tuchman
In many ways my life has been rather like a record of the lost and found. Perhaps all lives are like
Reading is a collaboration between the writer and reader. Both parties must keep that in mind when d
Guy Gavriel Kay
Every one has experienced how learning an appropriate name for what was dim and vague cleared up and
We pay when old for the excesses of youth.
J. B. Priestley
A story has value whether it's true or not.
When you lose someone whose life was so extraordinary like my dad's, you have two options: You can c
You will fall to ruin because you believe that exceptions to the rule make new rules. That an evil m
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love
Art is the reason I get up in the morning, but the definition ends there. It doesn't seem fair that
I have never understood why one's affections must be confined as once with women to a single count
John Kenneth Galbraith
Dare to dream and yearn to learn to cross the boundary of fears and doubts.
Great moments are born from great oppurtunities.
Some things are just like riding a bicycle; you jump on, pedal, and hope you don’t fall.
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