A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
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Author: Johnny Knoxville
In politics, religion and other areas of culture, people disagree on the worth of competing ideas. T
Only Marxists," Dr. Iggy concluded, opening the door to usher Joe into the chapel room, "stillbeliev
I began a lifelong affair with nostalgia, with only the vaguest notions of what I was nostalgic for.
The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher
A single doctor, with the body of a Greek god, sat across from me at a candlelit table, and all I co
The eye with which I see God is the same eye with which God sees me.
The giving of undue prominence to one fact brings others inexorably on the head of the student to av
The advertising industry's prime task is to ensure that uninformed consumers make irrational choices
Fear is the vehicle in which love can do its worst.
God is waiting, heaven is waiting, and the heavenly army is waiting for us to move forward and accom
Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and devil are fighting there, and the battlefield is t
Experiences might teach us to be cautious, but never to be paranoid. Paranoia is a limiter of destin
The object of our lives is to look at, listen to, touch, taste things. Without them—these sticks, st
Cattle did not have to be led to water. They came eagerly to the trough and drank while Almanzo pump
Laura Ingalls Wilder
When life gets you down, improvise as if crawling was part of the choreography.
Perhaps writing a story or a novel was not something that should be done for money, or to win praise
Motivation may be what starts you off, but it's habit that keeps you going back for more. Are your h
Those who say they don't have the time to take care of their skin, will sooner or later have to find
I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable."Yet, sadly
Performing is an experience, for me, that is as humbling as it is energizing.
She's as common as pig tracks. Just her being here lowers the tone of the entire city.
Psychos are in uniform circulation in society.
Bolivian women sewed their lips shut for days. They threaded needles through their skin to stop thei
For there is nothing heavier than compassion. Not even one's own pain weighs so heavy as the pain on
It's still easier to find the correct Hoover bag than to find one pure person, one pure faith, on th
Believe me if you consult philosophy she will persuade you not to lit so long at your counting desk
I love it when people tell me you can’t. For the very moment they say you can’t, they challenge the
What melody will our rivers remember if songbirds forget how to sing?
Never a tear bedims the eye That time and patience will not dry.
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of man.
The day you stop dreaming, you stop creating the future as well!
Mehmet Murat ildan
There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.
Go wherever the narrow way passes. If possible, go wherever there seems to be no way and create a wa
Ultimately all you can do is fix yourself. And that's a lot. Because if you can fix yourself, it has
The only real insurance you have against disease is a healthy body. Invest wisely, generously and of
The doctor was not, he thought, really sure that anyone else existed, and wanted to prove they did b
Ursula K. Le Guin
Wonderful people are made, not born – that the people I admired had achieved an unfakeable inner vir
I read somewhere that every life is the story of a single mistake, and then what happens after.
If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right th
Success demands singleness of purpose.
Throne Of Glass
She didn't fear the night, though she found little comfort in its dark hours.
Sarah J. Maas
There is no perfection, only beautiful versions of brokenness.
Shannon L. Alder
If performance of duty is part of excellence, then it should give satisfaction and happiness.
I'm tired of love I'm still more tired of rhyme but money gives me pleasure all the time.
It is spring, let us dance and dream with flowers. Let us sing and enjoy the trees.
The power of the night, the press of the storm, the post of the foe; where he stands, the Arch Fear
From the sky, everything looked fake. The buildings were doll houses. The cars were Matchbox racers.
In politics you learn to always smile.
No matter how happy I had been in the past I do not long for it. The present is always the moment fo
History, in general, only informs us what bad government is.
This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you ord
I was only 44, which is childhood philosophy.
Give me your heart and your hand and we can run
Pierce the Veil
Never do anything that you can't admit doing, because if you are that ashamed of whatever it is, it'
He profits most who serves best.
Arthur F. Sheldon
Listen to Understand. Not to Reply!!!!
Joker The Dark Knight.
My favorite place is whichever sidewalk is beneath my feet because I am just constantly fascinated b
My father died when I was really young, on Christmas Day.
When you have endure the worse situations, you build the courage and confidence to cope with any oth
Don't you know Poole, you and I are about to place ourselves in a position of some peril?
Robert Louis Stevenson
...each person is required to ask, 'what is my authority?' - on what do you base your decisions? if
New York City
Once you have lived in New York and made it your home, no place else is good enough
You have to think before you can feel. You have to conceive before you can perceive.
I first got sick after I had my daughter, Kimberly, 21 years ago. I'd always been energetic and neve
Punk is not just the sound, the music. Punk is a lifestyle.
Billie Joe Armstrong
I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.
George Bernard Shaw
When I was three years old and in my mother's arms, she looked down at me and said, "Son, the way I'
That's the beauty of education, kids taking lessons out of the classroom and back into their own wor
It seems the only thing that can rob you of your formidable powers of inquisition is the sight of me
Declare the sacred utterances.
The compact which exists between the North and the South is a covenant with death and an agreement w
William Lloyd Garrison
She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for hi
I teach that all men are mad.
There are such things as delusions, but not every unlikely vision that the mentally ill have is imag
Just as well then that kings did not grow old.
Sometimes people with low self-esteem will try to punish you for caring about them.
Wayne Gerard Trotman
I have never experienced writers block and I've written every day since June 1972. But I have experi
The heartache of your brother and your best friend? I mean, Hayes if it's not your business, then wh
Joy is what people take,happiness is what you make,pain is something you feel and the more you feed
Divinity is great enough to be divine; it is great enough to call itself divine. But as humanity gro
Power is like a house of cards. Leave it alone and it will stand forever. But if you try to build it
Felix O. Hartmann
Any writer who gives a reader a pleasurable experience is doing every other writer a favor because i
S. E. Hinton
Peace Of Mind
We become what we think!" (Philippians 4:8,9)
For My people are foolish, They know Me not; They are stupid children And have no understanding. The
Jeremiah 4 22
Stick by your friends, and they'll help resolve your issues. Or, at the very least, help you forget
He stripped to his trunks, then dove into the pool. We all watched as he broke the surface and climb
Of Teddy Roosevelt and his siblings, the author writes they were, "armed with an innate curiosity an
Doris Kearns Goodwin
If our story isn’t serving us, negatively impacts our families, our communities, or our organization
Lyssa Danehy deHart
Who, being loved, is poor?
All battles are not created equal; a few offer good rewards and are worthy of your attention but mos
To be great, be whole;Exclude nothing, exaggerate nothing that is not you.Be whole in everything. Pu
Fortune gives too much to many, enough to none. Lat., Fortuna multis dat nimis, satis nulli.]
Marcus Valerius Martialis
The door is always open for you. You just need to open your mind and walk into the heaven of love.
The most important question I ever asked a priest was where are the Bingo Dobbers at?
Stabley Victor Paskavich
She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let
The heights to which we aspire - often prove not as lofty as those that transpire.
Leaving the rat race is easy. All you have to do is quit your job, sell your house, and go and live
And sometimes both of them forgot that what they were undergoing amid the clink of cutlery and crock
...the more we learn, the more we realize how much we don't know.
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