A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

Author: Johnny Knoxville

Author: Johnny Knoxville

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In politics, religion and other areas of culture, people disagree on the worth of competing ideas. T

Author: Nathan Myhrvold
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Only Marxists," Dr. Iggy concluded, opening the door to usher Joe into the chapel room, "stillbeliev

Author: Robert Shea
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I began a lifelong affair with nostalgia, with only the vaguest notions of what I was nostalgic for.

Author: Lucy Grealy
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The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher

Author: Horace Bushnell
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A single doctor, with the body of a Greek god, sat across from me at a candlelit table, and all I co

Author: Lisa Kessler
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The eye with which I see God is the same eye with which God sees me.

Author: Meister Eckhart
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The giving of undue prominence to one fact brings others inexorably on the head of the student to av

Author: Thomas Hughes
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The advertising industry's prime task is to ensure that uninformed consumers make irrational choices

Author: Noam Chomsky
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Fear is the vehicle in which love can do its worst.

Author: Phil Volatile
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God is waiting, heaven is waiting, and the heavenly army is waiting for us to move forward and accom

Author: Sunday Adelaja
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Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and devil are fighting there, and the battlefield is t

Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Experiences might teach us to be cautious, but never to be paranoid. Paranoia is a limiter of destin

Author: Mr Imbuya
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The object of our lives is to look at, listen to, touch, taste things. Without them—these sticks, st

Author: R.H. Blyth
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Cattle did not have to be led to water. They came eagerly to the trough and drank while Almanzo pump

Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
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When life gets you down, improvise as if crawling was part of the choreography.

Author: Iveta Cherneva
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Perhaps writing a story or a novel was not something that should be done for money, or to win praise

Author: Vanessa Wu
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Motivation may be what starts you off, but it's habit that keeps you going back for more. Are your h

Author: Miya Yamanouchi
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Those who say they don't have the time to take care of their skin, will sooner or later have to find

Author: Jana Elston
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I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable."Yet, sadly

Author: J.K. Rowling
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Performing is an experience, for me, that is as humbling as it is energizing.

Author: Charley Pride
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She's as common as pig tracks. Just her being here lowers the tone of the entire city.

Author: Unknown
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Psychos are in uniform circulation in society.

Author: Pawan Mishra
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Bolivian women sewed their lips shut for days. They threaded needles through their skin to stop thei

Author: Leslie Jamison
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For there is nothing heavier than compassion. Not even one's own pain weighs so heavy as the pain on

Author: Milan Kundera
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It's still easier to find the correct Hoover bag than to find one pure person, one pure faith, on th

Author: Zadie Smith
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Believe me if you consult philosophy she will persuade you not to lit so long at your counting desk

Author: Seneca
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I love it when people tell me you can’t. For the very moment they say you can’t, they challenge the

Author: Bien Sufficient
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What melody will our rivers remember if songbirds forget how to sing?

Author: Sheniz Janmohamed
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Never a tear bedims the eye That time and patience will not dry.

Author: Bret Harte
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Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of man.

Author: Confucius
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The day you stop dreaming, you stop creating the future as well!

Author: Mehmet Murat ildan
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There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.

Author: Coco Chanel
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Go wherever the narrow way passes. If possible, go wherever there seems to be no way and create a wa

Author: Israelmore Ayivor
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Ultimately all you can do is fix yourself. And that's a lot. Because if you can fix yourself, it has

Author: Rob Reiner
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The only real insurance you have against disease is a healthy body. Invest wisely, generously and of

Author: Toni Sorenson
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The doctor was not, he thought, really sure that anyone else existed, and wanted to prove they did b

Author: Ursula K. Le Guin
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Wonderful people are made, not born – that the people I admired had achieved an unfakeable inner vir

Author: David Brooks
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I read somewhere that every life is the story of a single mistake, and then what happens after.

Author: Andrew Gross
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If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right th

Author: Anselm Feurbah
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Success demands singleness of purpose.

Author: Vince Lombardi
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She didn't fear the night, though she found little comfort in its dark hours.

Author: Sarah J. Maas
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There is no perfection, only beautiful versions of brokenness.

Author: Shannon L. Alder
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If performance of duty is part of excellence, then it should give satisfaction and happiness.

Author: Anuj Bajaj
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I'm tired of love I'm still more tired of rhyme but money gives me pleasure all the time.

Author: Hilaire Belloc
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It is spring, let us dance and dream with flowers. Let us sing and enjoy the trees.

Author: Debasish Mridha
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The power of the night, the press of the storm, the post of the foe; where he stands, the Arch Fear

Author: Robert Browning
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From the sky, everything looked fake. The buildings were doll houses. The cars were Matchbox racers.

Author: P.S. Baber
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In politics you learn to always smile.

Author: Eliot Spitzer
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No matter how happy I had been in the past I do not long for it. The present is always the moment fo

Author: Jamaica Kincaid
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History, in general, only informs us what bad government is.

Author: Thomas Jefferson
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This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you ord

Author: Chelsea Handler
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I was only 44, which is childhood philosophy.

Author: Will Durant
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Give me your heart and your hand and we can run

Author: Pierce the Veil
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Never do anything that you can't admit doing, because if you are that ashamed of whatever it is, it'

Author: Ashly Lorenzana
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He profits most who serves best.

Author: Arthur F. Sheldon
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Listen to Understand. Not to Reply!!!!

Author: Joker The Dark Knight.
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My favorite place is whichever sidewalk is beneath my feet because I am just constantly fascinated b

Author: Danny Meyer
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My father died when I was really young, on Christmas Day.

Author: David Ayer
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When you have endure the worse situations, you build the courage and confidence to cope with any oth

Author: Unknown
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Don't you know Poole, you and I are about to place ourselves in a position of some peril?

Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
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...each person is required to ask, 'what is my authority?' - on what do you base your decisions? if

Author: John Geddes
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Once you have lived in New York and made it your home, no place else is good enough

Author: John Steinbeck
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You have to think before you can feel. You have to conceive before you can perceive.

Author: Debasish Mridha
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I first got sick after I had my daughter, Kimberly, 21 years ago. I'd always been energetic and neve

Author: Alana Stewart
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Punk is not just the sound, the music. Punk is a lifestyle.

Author: Billie Joe Armstrong
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I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

Author: George Bernard Shaw
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When I was three years old and in my mother's arms, she looked down at me and said, "Son, the way I'

Author: Donald Goines
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That's the beauty of education, kids taking lessons out of the classroom and back into their own wor

Author: Erin Gruwell
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It seems the only thing that can rob you of your formidable powers of inquisition is the sight of me

Author: Caine
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Declare the sacred utterances.

Author: Unknown
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The compact which exists between the North and the South is a covenant with death and an agreement w

Author: William Lloyd Garrison
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She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for hi

Author: Rick Riordan
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I teach that all men are mad.

Author: Horace
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There are such things as delusions, but not every unlikely vision that the mentally ill have is imag

Author: Shepherd Hoodwin
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Just as well then that kings did not grow old.

Author: Edoardo Albert
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Sometimes people with low self-esteem will try to punish you for caring about them.

Author: Wayne Gerard Trotman
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I have never experienced writers block and I've written every day since June 1972. But I have experi

Author: Jan Marquart
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The heartache of your brother and your best friend? I mean, Hayes if it's not your business, then wh

Author: Unknown
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Joy is what people take,happiness is what you make,pain is something you feel and the more you feed

Author: Royal Cromwell
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Divinity is great enough to be divine; it is great enough to call itself divine. But as humanity gro

Author: G.K. Chesterton
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Power is like a house of cards. Leave it alone and it will stand forever. But if you try to build it

Author: Felix O. Hartmann
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Any writer who gives a reader a pleasurable experience is doing every other writer a favor because i

Author: S. E. Hinton
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We become what we think!" (Philippians 4:8,9)

Author: Earl Nightengale
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For My people are foolish, They know Me not; They are stupid children And have no understanding. The

Author: Jeremiah 4 22
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Stick by your friends, and they'll help resolve your issues. Or, at the very least, help you forget

Author: Talen Williams
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He stripped to his trunks, then dove into the pool. We all watched as he broke the surface and climb

Author: Lee Nichols
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Of Teddy Roosevelt and his siblings, the author writes they were, "armed with an innate curiosity an

Author: Doris Kearns Goodwin
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If our story isn’t serving us, negatively impacts our families, our communities, or our organization

Author: Lyssa Danehy deHart
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Who, being loved, is poor?

Author: Oscar Wilde
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All battles are not created equal; a few offer good rewards and are worthy of your attention but mos

Author: Mensah Oteh
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To be great, be whole;Exclude nothing, exaggerate nothing that is not you.Be whole in everything. Pu

Author: Fernando Pessoa
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Fortune gives too much to many, enough to none. Lat., Fortuna multis dat nimis, satis nulli.]

Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis
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The door is always open for you. You just need to open your mind and walk into the heaven of love.

Author: Amit Ray
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The most important question I ever asked a priest was where are the Bingo Dobbers at?

Author: Stabley Victor Paskavich
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She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let

Author: Stephen King
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The heights to which we aspire - often prove not as lofty as those that transpire.

Author: Warren Olson
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Leaving the rat race is easy. All you have to do is quit your job, sell your house, and go and live

Author: Fennel Hudson
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And sometimes both of them forgot that what they were undergoing amid the clink of cutlery and crock

Author: Vikram Seth
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...the more we learn, the more we realize how much we don't know.

Author: Dean Koontz