A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

Author: Ron White

Author: Ron White

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Angels come in many forms, but they always bring the same message--wisdom.

Author: Shannon L. Alder
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Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing.

Author: Winston Churchill
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The conjunction of ruling and dreaming generates tyranny.

Author: Michael Oakeshott
Quote #302253

The strong spirit empowers others to be stronger souls.

Author: Unknown
Quote #31882

We must always remember that it is the things of the spirit that in the end prevail. That caring cou

Author: John Gilbert Winant
Quote #341150

Ask and visualize for what your intuition has guided you for because visualization is the strongest

Author: Hina Hashmi
Quote #227487

Struggle for Your Goals, because its too much better than Struggling for Your Life.

Author: Fahad Rashiq
Quote #239626

She tried to shriek for help, to cry out against the blinding agony, but her mouth wouldn’t open. Th

Author: Meryl Sawyer
Quote #345384

The instant Isabella Cortez left the safety of the FBI building, goose bumps skittered across her sk

Author: Elizabeth Heiter
Quote #38569

How weightlesswords are when nothing will do.

Author: Philip Levine
Quote #14723

Ah, how many Marahs have been sweetened by a simple, satisfying glimpse of the Tree and the Love whi

Author: Jim Elliot
Quote #201333

You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were

Author: Robyn Schneider
Quote #467260

Big corporations have money and power to make sure every rule breaks their way people have voices an

Author: Elizabeth Warren
Quote #3493

And though you think the world is at your feet, it can rise up and tread on you.

Author: Ian McEwan
Quote #438886

We tend to think about fascism in terms of the Second World War.

Author: Ian Hart
Quote #94275

Religion (dharma) is decrease in kashay (anger, pride, deceit and greed) and increase of kashay is i

Author: Dada Bhagwan
Quote #402897

Business is likeoil. It won't mix with anything but business.

Author: J. Graham
Quote #54959

Challenge yourself first and later no one can beat you.

Author: Piyush Paudyal
Quote #456500

I did not want windows, only skylights. I chose my painting wall as it has the best morning light.

Author: Ellsworth Kelly
Quote #453814

Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come ou

Author: Charlie Parker
Quote #168114

Once you have endured sufferings, you can give someone strength.

Author: Unknown
Quote #107363

The best way to acquire wisdom is by perceptual realization.

Author: Debasish Mridha
Quote #307555

The moment you say that any idea system is sacred, whether it’s a religious belief system or a secul

Author: Salman Rushdie
Quote #226081

Grow in a way without losing much of our inner childlike deep senses embracing truthful, pure, simpl

Author: Angelica Hopes
Quote #279308

If there must be a god in the house, must be,Saying things in the rooms and on the stair,Let him mov

Author: Wallace Stevens
Quote #475732

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

Author: George Bernard Shaw
Quote #203798

Businesses, like babies and books, need nurturing, time, energy, love, planning and, yes, money to d

Author: Rachael Bermingham
Quote #368318

The worst thing is to have all that clout and not know your own mind. If she says her (Marilyn Monro

Author: Colin Clark
Quote #46771

How had this happened? Everyone in the world knew more than us, about everything, and this I hated t

Author: Dave Eggers
Quote #95591

The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do wit

Author: Germany Kent
Quote #262052

Did I never tell you Sassicaia makes me horny?

Author: Steve Emmett
Quote #47194

There is a price for everything in life. Even what you receive freely has already been paid for by s

Author: Sunday Adelaja
Quote #347917

Those who disrupt their industries change consumer behavior, alter economics, and transform lives.

Author: Heather Simmons
Quote #406963

I want you to know how I feel about my Italian heritage so I'd like to say a few words in Italian:

Author: Susan Lucci
Quote #187116

Life in all its brevity deserved to be lived, for the right reasons. Belonging Places.

Author: M.R. Weston
Quote #33282

Sometimes God wraps destiny in what we perceive as just another day. The same day that David's fathe

Author: Patience Johnson
Quote #84182

I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful. Who has not seen Satan in their

Author: Charles Portis
Quote #283250

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts," probably lost.

Author: Martina Navratilova
Quote #354847

We are real black characters with real character, not the stars of American racist spectacle. Blackn

Author: Kiese Laymon
Quote #269966

When we find ourselves in a situation in which our buttons are being pushed, we can choose to repres

Author: Chögyam Trungpa
Quote #446045

At the School of Visual Arts in New York, you can get your degree in Net art, which is really a fant

Author: Laurie Anderson
Quote #324852

Don't overthink things. Sometimes you can convince your head not to listen to your heart. Those are

Author: Leah Braemel
Quote #493419

People who have car collections - I never understood that. I always thought that was unnecessary. It

Author: Daniel Radcliffe
Quote #261978

Death's gruesome face taunts:soulless eyes, crimson grimace.I really hate clowns.

Author: Katherine Applegate
Quote #391450

There are people all over the world who carry the mermaid inside them, that otherworldly beauty and

Author: Carolyn Turgeon
Quote #109337

Even if yesterday existed, today is just real, not a fantasy like the past.

Author: Michael Bassey Johnson
Quote #191059

Some people seem like a bright light during your darkest moment... a beautiful refuge... but it's a

Author: Steve Maraboli
Quote #263760

War makes monsters of us all. But what happens to those of us who no longer wish to be monsters?

Author: Kameron Hurley
Quote #168614

God desires that we develop spiritual muscle so we are strong enough to be His kind of wife.

Author: Elizabeth George
Quote #274326

When you are falling short in vocabulary to explain the emotion in your story.Than you are writing t

Author: Tushar Upreti
Quote #6942

The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.

Author: Kresley Cole
Quote #167155

To leave is to suffer,to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
Quote #4526

I think there is a song out there to describe just about any situation.

Author: Criss Jami
Quote #337435

The sun shines, snow falls, mountains rise and valleys sink, night deepens and pales into day, but i

Author: R.H. Blyth
Quote #441328

I think who you are in school really sticks with you. I don't ever feel like the cool kid at the par

Author: Taylor Swift
Quote #481927

In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before t

Author: William Penn
Quote #9852

We are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later.

Author: Alan Moore
Quote #316558

The main benefit of innovation for your organization is not competitive advantage. It is survival.

Author: Paul Sloane
Quote #135897

Joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.

Author: Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Quote #273128

The reason many are loathe to acknowledge the possibility of absolute truth is not simply because th

Author: Stephen McAndrew
Quote #73255

People are like pistachios. Some of them open up easily, but there are others who need to be really

Author: RVM
Quote #281788

She was aware of his love - how could she not? She perceived it every time he looked at her. He was

Author: Cecilia Dart-Thornton
Quote #213338

Often the best gifts we can give each other cost nothing.

Author: Russ Ramsey
Quote #458432

Every family is dysfunctional, whether you want to admit it or not.

Author: Shailene Woodley
Quote #260125

Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?

Author: Abria Mattina
Quote #283559

I carried around five tons of pain where she used to be.

Author: C.D. Reiss
Quote #286684

Keep your head down, Edward. Those that see too much quickly find themselves seeing nothing at all.

Author: Jasper Fforde
Quote #63078

Do you understand now why books are hated and feared? Because they reveal the pores on the face of l

Author: Ray Bradbury
Quote #294446

Those people who used to say others that they are attitudinal, they themselves are..

Author: Lovely Goyal
Quote #315009

To dwell in the here and now does not mean you never think about the past or responsibly plan for th

Author: Thich Nhat Hanh
Quote #462896

The nice girl thinks she's giving up something to get something better in return. She gives up contr

Author: Sherry Argov
Quote #55089

Believe that you did wrong and continue to work hard for not being wrong

Author: Dr. Parag Ravikant Kaveri
Quote #453272

It's just better to promote love and fairness and equality than it is to promote something you think

Author: Jane Wiedlin
Quote #451101

Nobody picks on a strong man.

Author: Charles Atlas
Quote #499296

Failed plans should not be interpreted as a failed vision. Visions don't change, they are only refin

Author: John C. Maxwell
Quote #16993

Love begets wisdom, thus it is, as often misconceived, more than vain layers of tenderness; it is in

Author: Criss Jami
Quote #461462

Our biggest fear is that 'Food, Inc.' will move heavy-handed food-safety regulations forward.

Author: Joel Salatin
Quote #416896

Restraining prayer we cease to fight Prayer keeps the Christian's armor bright And Satan trembles

Author: William Cowper
Quote #259485

The world is filled with heroes and wannabes, so let me just play the villain.

Author: Ahmed Mostafa
Quote #294970

When I intentionally thank God for the good gifts that come from being his child, I find it almost i

Author: Lori Hatcher
Quote #49969

Success is focusing the full power of all you are on what you have a burning desire to achieve." 

Author: Wilfred Peterson
Quote #110833

When you expect the world to end at any moment, you know there is no need to hurry. You take your ti

Author: Thomas Merton
Quote #323577

Subjective truth is an oxymoron; objective truth is redundant. Subjective truth is feathers in a win

Author: Ron Brackin
Quote #326498

Many a month of gloomy unconsciousness rolled over me, without date or notice. One thousand waves ma

Author: Charles Robert Maturin
Quote #362267

Life has no meaning. You give meaning to everything. Your beliefs influence the meanings you give. Y

Author: Hina Hashmi
Quote #5348

People say that what we’re all seeking is a meaning for life. I don’t think that’s what we’re really

Author: Joseph Campbell
Quote #193616

Belief can convert the mundane into the miraculous.

Author: Charles F. Glassman
Quote #272860

The single greatest cultural contribution of postmodernity is that it eliminates the presumption of

Author: Paul C. Vitz
Quote #359110

You are never far removed from God’s love and mercy.

Author: Jim George
Quote #74073

And as you lay in my arms oh woman you looked more beautiful than the moon!

Author: Avijeet Das
Quote #192613

I want to commune with Christ and live in His fullness or I don't want anything to do with Christian

Author: Alan de Jager
Quote #294085

Some people would rather die in their pride, than live in their humility.

Author: Anthony Liccione
Quote #187891

Some of the test subjects were given cards that had both words printed in full, like this:Hot: ColdO

Author: Nicholas Carr
Quote #53801

No one can recover if they won’t admit the wrongdoings. i won’t recover if i pretend it was all suns

Author: Taylor Rhodes
Quote #326225

I'm not perfect and the older I get the more I realise that.

Author: Graham Speechley
Quote #383531

There are normal hours, and then there are invalid hours, when time stalls and slips, when life -rea

Author: Jojo Moyes
Quote #370456

What makes movies magical is not that incredible things happen in them. Incredible things happen in

Author: Matteson Perry
Quote #389768

Music Is Arts, soul, Lifestyle and Spirits...

Author: Miko Sebastienz
Quote #489605

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.

Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson