A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Author: Groucho Marx

Author: Groucho Marx

Quote #228854

The "layman" need never think of his humbler task as being inferior to that of his minister. Let eve

Author: A.W. Tozer
Quote #391641

To maintain the P/PC Balance, the balance between the golden egg (production) and the health and wel

Author: Stephen R. Covey
Quote #2893

My life didn't please me, so I created my life.

Author: Coco Chanel
Quote #256699

In our day many people are broad but shallow. Agnosticism, anxiety, and emptiness have gripped much

Author: Billy Graham
Quote #455618

An institution or reform movement that is not selfish, must originate in the recognition of some evi

Author: Clara Barton
Quote #182896

If your words touch the hearts, that’s good; if your words touch the minds, that’s better and if you

Author: Mehmet Murat ildan
Quote #358426

Where there's a will, there's a way." Yeah, better hope you get left tons of money.

Author: Kirn Hans
Quote #426569

There's certainly an attitude in some measure of the conservative movement that I believe won't acce

Author: David Brock
Quote #79137

In love, in war, truth is rubber that can be pulled and stretched into an infinite number of shapes.

Author: Peggy Herring
Quote #287158

There will be something very wrong with any place we go.

Author: Dean Koontz
Quote #154782

You may be going through a storm right now, but understand that the sun will shine again. It is duri

Author: Amaka Imani Nkosazana
Quote #369140

What distinguishes a true competitor from a mere participant is that the competitor derives enjoymen

Author: Alisa Melekhina
Quote #313386

The Church today is more likely to alienate than to seduce...

Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
Quote #279146

Silence fell like a hammer made of feathers. It left holes in the shape of the sound of the sea.

Author: Terry Pratchett
Quote #268407

To persevere is one thing, but to push on ignoring your intuition is something quite different. Self

Author: Vironika Tugaleva
Quote #16383

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep

Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
Quote #492877

I'm not wise, but the beginning of wisdom is there; it's like relaxing into - and an acceptance of -

Author: Tina Turner
Quote #32323

She shot out of her seat, tired of waiting, at last ready to create her future.

Author: Scott Stabile
Quote #155891

Before knowledge comes understanding, before understanding comes wisdom.

Author: Steven Chopade
Quote #70445

I spend a tremendous amount of time carefully choosing the roles I wish to play so that I can run fr

Author: Craig D. Lounsbrough
Quote #339852

What have I done?" he asked, his voice raw. "You used to be such a sane, sensible lady.""You took me

Author: Shelly Thacker
Quote #270688

We're all vulnerable. Mix the wrong feelings together, the right kind of bad with the wrong kind of

Author: Caterpillar from Alice
Quote #337080

I do a lot of lectures on survival. I always say you can't change what happened, so have a little wa

Author: Joan Rivers
Quote #184032

Never bullshit a bullshitter.

Author: Jennifer Niven
Quote #246699

When I grow up, maybe I will bethe first one to circle the sea.Or maybe I will just spend all my day

Author: Oliver Neubert
Quote #184447

Nothing succeeds like success. Kill me now.

Author: Doug Westberg
Quote #180737

When you can assume that your audience holds the same beliefs you do, you can relax and use more nor

Author: Flannery O'Connor
Quote #105751

What is arrogant pride (abhimaan)? It is to believe the weight of the body-complex [pudgal] to be on

Author: Dada Bhagwan
Quote #383443

A man is in one piece until love finds its way to his heart ... it splits him in half ... vital to h

Author: A.M.M Alusi
Quote #272795

The same president who has insisted that core moralism drives him has brought America to its lowest

Author: Glenn Greenwald
Quote #373209

Walking the streets with camera in hand is akin to being on a treasure hunt as a child.

Author: Christopher Paul Flateau
Quote #495724

I'm turned off by the groupie thing. I'm a romantic; I like finding the right woman, and if it works

Author: Joe Perry
Quote #200815

I can't believe I'm here,sitting with all my friends.There's No-one!And there's Nobody!My only two,

Author: Anthony T. Hincks
Quote #456738

I've had some pretty awful jobs that I don't miss, like working on a nightclub door, or compiling VI

Author: Luke Evans
Quote #320684

There is no answer for life, creation, or mankind. We make the answer.

Author: Gabriella Jording
Quote #162851

She remembered the way the damp, coarse sand had clumped to her legs and hands, and burrowed beneath

Author: Yu-Mei Balasingamchow
Quote #137286

Your mind is the canvas upon which you are the artist. What will you paint on your canvas today? Wil

Author: James A. Murphy
Quote #485762

When you are a people's movement, you have one thing. Your only asset is people. And you have to dea

Author: Norman Finkelstein
Quote #256811

God is more concerned about the attitude of our hearts than the way we express it. Worship isn’t sup

Author: Billy Graham
Quote #356433

The writers in the newspapers could sounds smart because they did not have the responsibilities of d

Author: Elton Trueblood
Quote #259159

Like a soulmate he's your penguin

Author: Christina Perri
Quote #207851

Their eyes drifted directly behind her. At the same time she felt the presence of a rather large, im

Author: Madison Thorne Grey
Quote #452319

And yet, I suppose you mourn the loss or the death of what you thought your life was, even if you fi

Author: Lynn Redgrave
Quote #70607

Fear is a desolate boneyard where our dreams go to desiccate in the hot sun.

Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
Quote #281369

Not everything written on Kafka is Kafkology. How then to define Kafkology? By a tautology: Kafkolog

Author: Milan Kundera
Quote #78722

As for the general view that the Church was discredited by the War—they might as well say that the A

Author: G.K. Chesterton
Quote #272637

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Author: H.G. Wells
Quote #213396

Rock-a-bye Baby In the tree topWhen the wind blows The cradle will rock.When the bough breaksThe cra

Author: Kristen McKee
Quote #65936

Gratitude looks to the Past and love to the Present; fear, avarice, lust, and ambition look ahead.

Author: C.S. Lewis
Quote #39586

Often one spends weeks trying to write a poem out of the conscious mind that never comes to anything

Author: Philip Larkin
Quote #436375

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you.

Author: Marsha Norman
Quote #378714

There was a filmy veil of soft dull mist obscuring, but not hiding, all objects, giving them a lilac

Author: Elizabeth Gaskell
Quote #94671

You are not just white, but a rainbow of colors. You are not just black, but golden. You are not jus

Author: Suzy Kassem
Quote #166879

Confirmation bias is the most effective way to go on living a lie.

Author: Criss Jami
Quote #428624

I respect the fact that many denominations have different points of view with respect to gay marriag

Author: Colin Powell
Quote #39636

Think of your woods and orchards without birds!Of empty nests that cling to boughs and beamsAs in an

Author: Unknown
Quote #339077

Mothers' bodies are not their own. The happiest ones seem to have forgotten what it is like to want

Author: Lisa Carey
Quote #82599

They have a special confidence in Christ, plus thoughtfulness plus faithfulness plus humility: for t

Author: Criss Jami
Quote #131743

Reach for the stars, not your fears.

Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
Quote #401292

Blessed is he who carries within himself a god and an ideal and who obeys it - an ideal of art of s

Author: Louis Pasteur
Quote #271485

After seeing a movie that dramatizes nuclear war, they worried more about nuclear war; indeed, they

Author: Michael Lewis
Quote #292992

Jehowah-Jireh is my provider, redeemer and defender.

Author: Unknown
Quote #185840

Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely de

Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Quote #383421

There comes a point where you have to stop trying to repair yourself and accept the fact that you're

Author: Ilona Andrews
Quote #299511

Angels do walk among us. Sometimes the only thing we may not see are the wings resting upon their ba

Author: Molly Friedenfeld
Quote #471304

No American should live in fear of going to work or sending their kids to school. Let's end the fear

Author: Charles B. Rangel
Quote #29450

I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I k

Author: Crystal Woods
Quote #470645

People think that their world will get smaller as they get older. My experience is just the opposite

Author: Yoko Ono
Quote #451791

Patience can be a good thing - but not necessarily. Sometimes it's not so bad to be impatient. I'm a

Author: Helen Mirren
Quote #421870

You see dear it is not true that woman was made from man's rib she was really made from his funny

Author: Sir James Matthew Barrie
Quote #209175

And anyway, the anticipation was always worse than the thing itself - the anticipation and the memor

Author: Jennifer duBois
Quote #238524

Think in terms of opportunities and solutions instead of problems, disappointment, and failure.

Author: Lorii Myers
Quote #444931

Google has placed its faith in data, while Apple worships the power of design. This dichotomy made t

Author: Ben Parr
Quote #281458

I killed it," Athan lamented. "I am a fool." His righteous anger, his arguments, his adoration for t

Author: Brian K. Fuller
Quote #361449

I didn’t know if I should put my faith in God or Satan. Was there really a difference at the end of

Author: Jess C. Scott
Quote #437321

Every time I do a movie like 'Finding Neverland' or 'Chocolat' or 'Shakespeare' in Love,' we deal wi

Author: Harvey Weinstein
Quote #78994

For how many generations now had his people been turning their backs on things? How long had they sa

Author: Clare B. Dunkle
Quote #257455

America has probably been the most successful experiment in history. The American Dream was a glorio

Author: Billy Graham
Quote #400914

Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.

Author: Louis Pasteur
Quote #482016

Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage.

Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero
Quote #305021

...we must learn -once again- to regard Islam as the norm by which the world is to be judged.

Author: Muhammad Asad
Quote #241628

If I could be anything in this world I would be rare. So rare that the people I loved never forgot m

Author: Shannon L. Alder
Quote #477003

I'd love to travel to the Holy Land.

Author: Loretta Lynn
Quote #209573

A river seems a magic thing. A magic, moving, living part of the very earth itself.

Author: Laura Gilpin
Quote #391500

Once upon a time, the girl locked in the tower fell in love with the dragon...

Author: A.J. Sky
Quote #118220

Well, we'll have no more of such foolishness," I say harshly, to cover the wavering in my voice. "We

Author: Rae Carson
Quote #227528

To dream of success is to set a goal of where you want to be; to wake up, take action, and achieve i

Author: Idowu Koyenikan
Quote #138320

Even freed men will do what they must in Rome.

Author: Katlyn Charlesworth
Quote #400244

Book lovers love books!" her mother announced. "There's romance about the books- even having them se

Author: Chris Van Allsburg
Quote #345152

A pilot who signs up to fly through the eye of a storm doesn't complain of the turbulence.

Author: DiAnn Mills
Quote #266978

The real problem is not the down time that you experience: it is what you do with it.

Author: Dr. Jacinta Mpalyenkana
Quote #202906

67% of all shoppers intend to return home with the item they are shopping for, but that only 24% act

Author: Roy H. Williams
Quote #309467

...nobody was ever really ready to turn off their mother's machine, no matter what they thought; to

Author: Fannie Flagg
Quote #28949

I have been at war with parts of myself for so long

Author: Mohadesa Najumi
Quote #179858

Doubt is the act of challenging our beliefs. . . . This is an active, investigative doubt: the kind

Author: Kathryn Schulz
Quote #7532

I wasn't fooled. He was avoiding looking at me. "There's nothing to talk about.""I knew you'd say th

Author: Richelle Mead
Quote #95284

A person with passion will not look somewhere to see who is not doing it

Author: Unknown
Quote #226869

If you are not an asset for humanity then you are a liability for humanity.

Author: Deepak Burfiwala
Quote #41354

I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to c

Author: Mark Twain